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How are we feeling lads?

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who am i not to jump onto the creaking!bigb train

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Snail pattern! :D

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[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. Asim Chaudhry sits at a table in a white room, with a balloon shark floating nearby. He reads out a task that says, “Write down as many obscure animals as possible.” While writing, he says aloud, “Blue dog. Three-eyed raven. Anorexic elephant. Eight-bollock cat. Laser… beam… turtle.” Later, Liza Tarbuck and Tim Vine sit on a sofa while Asim stands in front of them. Liza reads out a task that says, “Guess the animals that your team-mate has on their list. Your team-mate must only use mime.” Asim strokes his beard with a look of dawning regret. End ID.]

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Reminder that you can block most ads on Android. yes, including youtube ads.

Steps: Download Firefox -> Install uBlock Origin extension.

That's literally it. Enjoy ad free web browsing while we still (barely) have it!

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Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

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Without looking it up:

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one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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maybe you guys deserve to hear about my desert duo orpheus/eurydice au.

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everything is fine guys they hugged it out on the remix

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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blue and white and green robots🤍🌎

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I love the hilariously cartoony B plot that emerges if you watch everyone's POVs of this session

Grian decides that getting a snail to kill a player counts as a player's kill to help Jimmy -> Etho wonders if you can turn snails invisible and recruits Martyn to gather ingredients, meanwhile Jimmy gets a life from Ren in exchange for an alliance between Treebark and the Bamboozlers -> Ren, left alone, loses even more lives and now needs to get some kills himself -> Martyn goes to the Bamboozlers to get carrots for the invisibility potion so Ren can get a free kill -> Lizzie gives Martyn carrots -> Ren turns a random snail invisible, not knowing it is Scar's -> Scar dies to invisible snail -> Grian ends the session in a panic because Scar's about to lose his last life to a potentially still invisible snail

the sequence of cause and effect here is just so funny. no matter what you do in wild life, it will bite you in the ass one way or another. the Bamboozlers especially; Scar's death was literally instigated by his own allies' actions and none of them even know it

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This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?

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idk how many of u were around for it so one of my favorite vocaP interactions has to be this one.

iyowa posted a blank tweet(which btw u need a special character input to do). hiiragi magnetite replied to it with! a blank tweet. to which iyowa replied with, yet again, a blank tweet

so in response to that hiiragi magnetite quote retweeted and left that blank

iyowa took it a step further by screenshotting the qrt and posting that in a blank post

and then hiiragi magnetite took a screenshot of that and posted their own blank tweet

so obviously the next logical step was for iyowa to print out that tweet and tape it to their wall providing very helpful alt text that’s, as u may guess, blank

but it doesn’t end there because hiiragi magnetite takes the pic of it taped to the wall and makes towel out of it (theres 2 more pics in a reply to it proving its real)

and to top it all off iyowa took the picture of the towel and made a puzzle out of it and, again, the alt text is blank

and so far that is where this exchange ends