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DREAM TO MEME
We’re past the point of being able to ignore this now. @pixellecutie’s sleeping brain dreamed a dream of marine biology, and you’ve all really put in the work to make it a meme in its own right. Who knew there were so many benefits to being a marine biologist?
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The origins:
The Minecraft axolotl version by @queerbeemc:
The Animorphs version by @jivs-jam:
Even @theshitpostcalligrapher chimed in. Thank you, @theshitpostcalligrapher, for services rendered to the community:
This kissy fishy by @cryptidcanary:
A reality check by @anxiety-plus:
The tired marine biologist by @hustlerose:
Above all things, sophisticated (@noneedtofearorhope):
More cons (oh no!) according to @essential-npc:
A delightfully different perspective, this time from the forest floor, by @bepisdrink:
A worthy remix by @charlesoberonn:
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why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
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most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.
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I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.
I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!
You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.
How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”
I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.
Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-
Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.
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"gaud can I use your idea for a story/DnD campaign/creative project" the answer will always be yes absolutely and please notify if you do bc that just tickles me pink
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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well i don't put my wusband on my head and lose track of them
whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?
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tried to erase myself from existence but the eraser left a smudge
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i hit a piñata. hit me baby one more time starts playing. i hit it again. hit me baby one more time stops playing.
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ate a spoonful of salt just to feel something and all i feel is pain
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if someone texts you “lol”, text “lol” back! make THEM feel like the unintelligent socially inept orangutan wearing a clown suit!
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im VERY empathetic every time i listen to rock music my throat begins to hurt
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