pandorasvault-sys
pandorasvault-sys
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my name is asmodeus, and i'm the host of the pandora's vault system! i'm 16, my pronouns are they/it, and i'm currently taken :)
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pandorasvault-sys · 2 years ago
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hola fuckos
We’re back >:D
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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Relationship Status: taken!
Favorite color: yellow and green
Last thing I googled: editor wilbur arg
Song: funeral grey by waterparks
Time: 12:38 am
dream trip: Ireland and Japan
Tagging: @tha-woild-is-yer-erster
@floating-mushroom no thank you for the tag
Relationship status: Literally don’t talk about it. Just- just no.
Favourite colour: no goddamn clue, but like orange ig? idk.
Favourite food: food. food is food.
Last thing googled: jeans guy mandalorian. if yk yk.
Song stuck in my head: at this moment in spacetime, sadly, i have “like a bantha” stuck in my head. if yk yk.
Time: 08 18 PM
Dream Trip: Going anywhere where its snowy
im tagging @percysupremeacy, @hlizr50 and anyone who wants to do it
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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ok apparently one of the d/smp members died of cancer so im going to make this known now
-terminal illness is not divine punishment or "deserved" -cancer jokes aren't funny
thanks. i hate d/smp i hate all of the members but lets not dip our toes into "righteous ableism" right before disability month yeah
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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NnnHhbtokoyami wont talk to me rude
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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hhh heart is feeling funky 😵‍💫 /neg
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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G o d o f m o n k
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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Reblog if Fan Fics are just as valid as Fan Art
Affirmation for writers, please!!
Likes do nothing!!
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
first aid kit
 sunscreen
 a travel alarm clock or watch
 mylar emergency blanket
 a backpack is a must
 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
 sleeping bag
 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
 swiss army knife
 can opener
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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@tha-woild-is-yer-erster go To sleep
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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opened tumblr and was immediately met with a badly photoshopped image of pete wentz
can i delete tumblr
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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WEDDING ARC
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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IT'S ME, BOY, I'M THE PS5
SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR
BRAIN
LISTEN TO ME, BOY
...
LEAVE THE GIRL, WE DON'T NEED HER
COME WITH ME AND PLAY MY
GAMES
WE'LL HAVE
COWBOY TIMES 🤠
☝️ IN SPACE!!☝️
🎵 DO DO DO DO 🎵
YEA-A-AH
YOU NEED ME, BOY
YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUS-
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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fictive ama time!!
ask us anything :)
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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@tha-woild-is-yer-erster
dont you let my daddy know im in the club again
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pandorasvault-sys · 3 years ago
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age regressor fictive culture is being mildly embarassed about telling people you regress because your source is an adult
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