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I both completely agree and vehemently disagree

Mashed Potato Bath Tub

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A Special Thanks

Arin: And especially thanks to... Ted Kaczynski...

Dan: Whoa, that's the Unabomber. No thanks to him.

Arin: ...and the Dallas Cowboys.

Dan: No, fuck the Cowboys, I'm a Giants fan.

Sorry to all Cowboys fans out there.

Arin: Thank you to, uh... Melissa Joan Hart... and Fred Segal.

Dan: Aw, yeah! ... That's them. Show me FRED SEGAL! [Buzzer]

Arin: Thank you to... Barry Kramer... and Barry Kramer.

Dan: Wolfjob.

Arin: Thank you to the Justice League and the Avengers. They never get along, but, I mean they're always saving the world, so...

Dan: Thank you to pistachio ice cream, the pope, Wreck-It Ralph, and Goku.

Arin: Thank you to toys that I have on my shelf...

Dan (laughing): Yep, that's what I was naming.

Arin: Uhhhh, and that's it, really. That pretty much encompasses everything in...

Dan: And thanks to Dallas Cowboys fans, for putting up with me when I said fuck your team.

...

Oh, and Inky from Pac-Man.

Arin: Oh, you mean fuck him?

Dan: What?

Arin: I would.

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from Family Feud Decades pt 2

Thanks to @johnmakefunny for the suggestion!

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Me (a white person) when someone makes a white person joke: lmao yeah white people suck

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Wonder how fast we could crowdfund it.

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when you’re mad as hell and no one is taking you seriously

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Can we mail you candy canes?

if u want

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True Hollywood Stories

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A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

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this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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Kindness is a form of intelligence

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Kindness is a form of intelligence

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 CAn we get more chica on my dash?

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boop!

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IT’S STILL HALLOWEEN HERE. I wanted to do a reanimate from last year and I did it in the last minute.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

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Can’t believe I’ve been friendzoned by a skeleton

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