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dare i say that stuffed animals are one of the single greatest inventions of all time and im thankful every day for the fact that someone thought to make animals but in huggable plush form…..saved me from a lot of bad nights and nightmares as a kid, i love you stuffed animals

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The good old days

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Back in middle school, my friends and I used a very simple coded language for writing secret messages. I saw some posts about needing to hide one’s beliefs from partners/bosses/parents so I wanted to share it with you! These would also be great to incorporate into sigils since they are simple lines and dots.

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I am all aboard the Shadowgast hype train BELIEVE ME. But I feel like we’re all missing out on an absolute GOLD MINE of potential canon hilarity and that is: 

Caduceus and Essek interacting more. 

No but think about it, think about it: 

Essek: long, detailed explanation of gravity, dunamancy, and how magic that bends the fabric of the world and the nature of the universe is dangeorus, and should be treated with great caution.  Cad, who has absolutely Not been listening: hey, did you know there’s a type of moss that smells like decay but tastes like strawberries?  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Caduceus: *wordlessly hands Essek a large bowl of stew the next time he comes to the Xhorhaus*  Essek: Thank you, but I did not ask for anything to eat?  Cad: I just figured you were looking kinda peaky. Don’t work too hard now, Mister Shadowhand. And eat that while it’s still hot.  Essek: *does not know wha to do with this*

Essek: With the beacons, we have pioneered and perfected immortality. We preserve the knowledge of ages, and can learn constantly from our pasts and our mistakes. We have discovered how to transcend death.  Cad, cheerfully: But the worms are still going to feast on you eventually.  Essek: I….  Cad, still cheerful: You can’t stop nature. Doesn’t matter how smart you think you are, she’ll make sure you get turned to mulch eventually. That’s just how things are.  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Essek, desperate to have one (1) normal conversation with Caduceus: This herbal tea is very refreshing, thank you. Cad: Oh yeah, that’s from the Mason’s. They were all brutally murdered about fifty years ago because of some really unpopular political decisions. They make really good tea, though. I guess their loss is your gain, huh?  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Cad: *approaches Essek*  Essek: Fear Cad: I just wanted to say thanks for, you know, getting us where we need to go. You’ve been really patient with us, and I appreciate that.  Essek, relaxing: Thank you, Mister Clay. You are quite welcome. It is my pleasure to serve, after all.  Cad: Yeah. You’re a good egg. *pats him on the head and walks away*  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Cad: says one of those really deep, really profound things that he comes away with every now and then  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Cad, spotting Essek glancing at Caleb every now and then: Be gentle with him whenever it finally happens, alright?  Essek: I don’t know what you mean.  Cad: Sure you do.  Essek: I…Have no intention of being rough with anyone.  Cad: ‘Course you don’t. But he’s had a hard time in the past. So have you. Be gentle with the both of you.  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Cad: is at Essek’s place, chatting casually with his pristine house plants Essek: Can I help you with anything, Mister Clay?  Cad: Oh no, no, I’m great. They’re really good conversationalists, you know.  Essek, Peak Sarcasm: Oh I know. Wonderful listeners. I talk to them every night about how my day has been.  Cad, completely serious: Oh, I know. They told me.  Essek: *blinks*  Cad: They also said to let you know you’re doing a great job, and they’re really happy here with you. But they wish you’d come home early from work every now and then. They think you work too hard.  Essek: *blinks more*  Cad: *pats him on the shoulder* They’re probably right, you know. You can always trust a plant to give you good advice.  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

JUST. GIVE ME CADUCEUS JUST EXISTING IN GENERAL AND ESSEK CONSTANTLY BEING FLUMMOXED BY HIM AND JUST HAVING NO IDEA HOW TO HANDLE THIS GIANT COW MAN. 

Especially bc Cad is doing this deliberately bc he feels Essek should have his feathers ruffled every now and then. It’s good for him. 

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- @jistring

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Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.

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VACCINATE YA KIDS FFS

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Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

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gender: addams

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can you BELIEVE keira knightley didn’t win best actress for Pride & Prejudice (2005) when she is the only actress in history to capture, to the soul, that silent pulse of hysterical amusement when you just cannot believe

a man

is acting

That Way

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Just a comic i made about periods. If you have periods, you know the feels

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There’s a common debate on weather periods or getting kicked in the nuts is more painful

And how we’ll never know because ppl who experience one can never experience the other

So let’s say, hypothetically, that they are equal. That they hurt the same amount.

Are you getting kicked in the nuts continuously for 5-7 days every month for most of your life? Does it come with side effects like cravings, emotional rollercoasters, and constipation? Does it ruin your favorite clothes u just bought on the regular?

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Crime show: The forensics team found blood in the shower drain—

Person who menstruates: How the fuck does THAT prove anything?

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fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

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