Oh god oh fuck it's the Joja Mart guy
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FROGS!!!!!!!
Pride frog multipost number three!
From left to right, top to bottom: abrosexual, demimasculine, demiromantic, genderflux, queer platonic relationship, omnisexual, aromantic asexual, oriented aroace, POC pride.
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I commissioned @ArtofFirstia on Twitter for chibi Link & Leah farming together
If you like, please check out the artist and (optionally) commission for your very own chibi character :3
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I just did that two-heart cutscene with Sebastian and when the cutscene ended he was sleeping and I kinda just left awkwardly XD
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I’d name my kid Fuck. I probably shouldn’t ever have kids.
So me and Harvey had a baby! Me, being an amazing parent, came up with a great name
Haha just kidding…
I am came up with something worse
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Seb: when I was
Abigail: a young boy
Sam: my father
Alex: ATE AN ENITR FUCKING LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE SKIN OFF. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENIRE THING INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING ELSE SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.
Emily: to see a marching band !
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Yeah, Sam is weird like that.
sam do NOT make me romance you again because I WILL
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It’s actually the old fat guy with the glasses.
Every time I pass out on my farm and I get the letter saying a Joja employee helped me I hope it’s Shane
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Need a Joja Cola to skewer on a shishkebab. Donate here.
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