panbaigel
it was me, FATHERBEAR
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Call me Laurel or Luna! | 20s | they/she | I sometimes post art, do not repost it or I'll hunt you for sport | Support me if you'd like:  https://ko-fi.com/panbaigel
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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"im joking"
- the joker
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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an 18-wheeler died on the side of the highway the other day. a pack of scavenging motorcycles was eating its carcass. one of them growled at me
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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i got wicked torn up bad & ripped up bad by coyotes last night looking for gold outside on the ground
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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Warlock: Excuse me, my rat is ringing.
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we'll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that's just the circle of life
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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forgive me father for i freaked it
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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misa amane coming home at night like *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a cross necklace* *takes off a c
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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just saw a horse scurry under the fridge
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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this morning my gf was describing her dream to me & she goes “i was in rauru’s blessing & for some reason i was kurtis conner, & i had to make amends with my dad? but i didn’t want to, so i was just screaming ‘fuck you dad’ into the void” & as her partner i took that personally
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i had to visualize it okay
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panbaigel · 1 year ago
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i would probably tell a fairy my name immediately without even thinking because i have an honest and forthright soul. so what. why should i be punished for that
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