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Cinematic parallels

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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

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rocked up to my flat to meet pest control and panicked and said "exterminator?? i hardly know her !!!" and it's safe to say pest control don't like me very much.

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Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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"So what do you recommend to encourage affection?"

"Dancing, even if one's partner is barely tolerable"

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Some Faraway Place the book of all time (Rose talk to your therapist about your dad PLEASE)

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oh my god i forgot to update my fic

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uhm, no I don't think I will

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I'm a genius btw. Been hooked on those overpriced nut and fruit mix snackies recently, and today I decided I'm just going to buy a bag of regular salted peanuts, mix them together with raisins, and then eat a bowl of that as a snack whenever I want them instead.

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What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.

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every time that i drive through winchester, va i become insufferable and i am sorry

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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

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i’m driving home thinking about my silly little fictional characters. a car flashes their lights at me. i slow down. there’s a state trooper sitting in the parking lot of a baptist church. on all levels except physical i’m making out wet and sloppy style with the light flasher.

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.