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Being sick for anything longer than three days is unreasonable. Like okay, I get it, let's fucking wrap it up here

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Everyone keeps saying "four years" as if we are not living in a christo fascist oligarchic dictatorship now. I envy your optimism and naivety.

It's been three days since I originally posted this and I'm here to say

I fucking told y'all

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*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

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✨ in this house it’s always fuck censorship ✨

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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

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does anyone else really like spiders

I think they're really cool.

they have grappling hook powers and they make cool art

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I hope you're all set for a new episode of Puppet History (I know I am) !!

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today i wrote zero words! but i did think about my story twice in passing. that probably counts for something

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"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

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no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

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are you hating to your full potential?

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.