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DARKEST FUGUE

The Insult rooms resident loser in love….darkest fugue, or fudge as some prefer to call him has been around a few years now. Living out in god knows where, Fugue has made paltalk his home as he spends the majority of his days arguing on the mic with his internet insult buddies. This can be on a variety of subjects but is usually limited to music, the film industry, and ‘when I was growing up’ monologues. Readers should understand that Fugue becomes very excited and even distressed if movies or music are discussed without him being the center of attention. Failure to allow Fugue to take over the mic will result in a full on tantrum and possibly a suicidal threat if the room isn’t dotted to allow him to defend Kate Bush.

Fugue has had a scandalous start to his insult life. He was the first cross dresser to do a live makeup tutorial in an insult room dressed in a thong, bra and maids outfit, blatantly fan girled room owner Leon, until Leon felt compelled to meet him, but sadly had a premature peak to his career when he only sold 15 tickets at one of his last pub appearances and had to follow through with his promise to cam it up.

Fugue yearns to move back to the UK but admits  that he ‘wouldn’t cope in the real world.’ He believes its best for him to remain somewhat sheltered from the realities of life such as getting a job or paying for your own internet connection. He also says that since his dirt road now finally has broadband installed, there is no reason to leave.

FORS

Can come out with some good one liners when provoked

Good fodder for attacking as fugue has a short fuse

Can type a readable sentence and responds on the mic without slurring. Is able to respond to questions.

AGAINSTS

Is incapable of keeping off the mic in a fight if a movie, movie star or band  is mentioned in passing and will refuse to give it up until he has ran through his opinions on their entire back catalogue.

Has late night urges to pm random paltalkers to discuss if he is gay or not

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C * U N T Y

Best known for running the long standing and notorious insult room, ‘Apple Inc Insults’ along with gay sidekick and crack addict Bollocks. Keeps a huger rolderdex on all past and present paltalkers and can often be found drunk on a microphone in one of the rooms, shouting out someones personal information or boring the room by reminiscing on its last twenty years.

Pictures of  C U N T Y are few, but its widely accepted that she falls into the obese category of the body mass system and covers up for this by accusing everyone weighing over 100 pounds as being Large Marges and big old Bertha’s. This tactic worked relatively well until a few years ago when she met up with Jadestarr who was so horrified at her size, she punched C U N T YS friend in fear and ran away. C U N T Y had to beg Jade to destroy the pictures to save face.

C U N T Y has been in many online relationships and sometimes she has made a fool of herself in the process e.g. MRSHANK  but it is usually like water off a duck’s back to this bovine beauty.

Pros

Can entertain a room if sober

Has an excellent memory for other people’s personal information

Is skilled and highly qualified to comment on criminal law from 1400 –in every known country in the known world

Provides a safe haven for drunks, the verbally impaired and crack addicts and will train them to fight other mongs for the entertainment of the room

Cons

Cant open as a room as people just wont stop threatening to kill themselves in it

Clinically obese and is costing the tax payer money on disability

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candyissingle2020

Another new member to the community candy is one of the hottest women on paltalk taking the men by storm. She is admired by many, but shes a strong woman and continues to stay single.. 

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The sound of music

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English Lion talking about Mr Poppy

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UGLYBLOKE V CARDIFF LAD

Old skool fight from 2011

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Jade Starr

Another unforgettable paltalker, Jade previously known as Dave transitioned whilst on paltalk to a female. She was one of the best insulters, but also very talented when it came to song writing, singing & creating characters. 

Jade had met a few paltalkers, and decided to meet AMITY the two liked each other, and amity was in a bad position were she needed to move. So Jade offered amity somewhere for her and her children to stay. It was very fast, but they hoped things would work. Within 2 weeks amity had started snooping through jades messages on facebook. Where she found a message of jade saying to a friend, that she questioned herself about how she felt about amity. Amity was furious! and this started a big argument, where jade decided she no longer wanted her in her home.

After a lot of trouble jade eventually managed to get AMITY out of her home. But it didn't end there, amity was adamant on getting revenge and continued to harass jade at work to the extent she lost her job and had to relocate.

After this jade became extremely ill, and apparently source has it she extorted money out of her so called friends and that is why she hasn't been seen back online. 

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MR GULLY

Most known for his racism, terror threats & the mocking of members of paltalk that have committed suicide. His humour is as enjoyable as a dose of crabs.

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Duchessofkunts

New kid on the block duchessofkunts recently over from Camfrog. A controversial fighter, you either love her or hate her. She doesnt have much of a history on paltalk so we will have to update this later. 

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CARDIFFLAD

One of the most unforgettable characters on paltalk. The Cardiff lad, Cam wanker aka Leon. Previously owned one of the best rooms on paltalk ALL FOR ONE INSULTS.

Leon was one of the best entertainers on paltalk, He has made numerous paltalk hit songs which we all enjoyed. For many years cardiff dated sticky vicky which seemed to be a relationship going nowhere, eventually they split up and Leon found a new woman. Where he began to work in her wood-shop and started his own business. He seemed happier than ever. They hit a rocky patch and this is when Leon started drinking more and doing more crazier things on cam. From dressing up in women's clothes to burning and eating money on cam.

Leons room eventually closed. Im unsure what happened with his relationship but i think they were split up at the time. This is when leon decided to take his own life on paltalk. RIP Leon, you will never be forgotten. 

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Sexiest man on paltalk

JANEKKE from the AFO days

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VxDoOneDivxV

Previous room owner of Extreme entertainment & insults. Previously sucked off AndyMustang, Drew, Iluvturkeybastin. Sadly none of these love affairs worked out.

Next in 2019 Donna met MIKE PRATT, a paltalker with a bad past of being no show when it came to meeting up. Everyone was reluctant Mike would meet Donna. But in June they eventually met up for a week. It was a week to remember they spent there time in a small b&b room, drunk on paltalk all day and night. They truly enjoyed themselves.

Mike and Donna had both returned back to their normal lives, and a few weeks later MIKE PRATT decided to propose to Donna online. He posted her engagement ring which turned out to be a size Y mans ring probably brought from a pawn shop or a ring given to him by a rather large gentlemen. As bizarre as it was, Donna accepted. They decided mike and his children & mother would move to the UK within the next few months. They planned were mike would live not far from Donna's and put a down payment down. He sent his furniture over via a container. And just as he was trying to board the plane, he was asked to produce custody papers. Turned out mike didn't have the correct papers for him and the children to fly. It was a bizarre situation as we were led to believe he had the custody to take the children outside of the country. Never the less, the very next day mike told us he had been to the courts and by 9am he had a copy of the custody papers..Amazing he must have a friend on  the inside?

Suddenly we started to wonder to ourselves, what happened to the crate of furniture that was being sent over for his arrival in the UK. To this day, nobody knows what happened to that container. Next mike was planned to fly out again, second time lucky right. Sadly on the day of the flight mike managed to break his ankle, the timing was terrible and the flight was cancelled again. It was starting to seem like it just wasn't meant to be. But Mike decided in 2 weeks, he would fly again once his ankle had healed or safe to fly.

Third time lucky, this time 'apparently' mike made it all the way to the UK only to be detained by immigration. And in usual fashion he would be returned directly to his home country Canada. Except that didn't happen, they 'apparently' flew him from Manchester airport to London where he was allowed to have a little walk round and get lunch from the local cafe. Many of us struggle to believe this is true when detained by immigration. From here mike 'apparently' was sent to Amsterdam where he decided he would stop at for a few days, once again fascinating immigration would allow this. He called another paltalker by the name of Chris1212 and asked him if he could lend him £800 so he could get home and have somewhere to stay for the night. Chris was taken back and didn't offer the £800 and decided to end the call and ring him back to find out if Mike really was in Canada by listening to the different type of ringtone. Chris was shocked when he heard it ring as it normally would when he is in Canada.

Donna was upset, and rightfully so. It seemed it had all be some sort of game. But mike was persistent he was telling the truth like a true sociopath. The following weeks their relationship broke down and they split up. During this time mike decided he liked old faithful AMITY, Donna's arch nemesis. Now he wanted to meet AMITY, and they spoke of having children and living happily ever after. But only after a week mike changed his mind. He wanted Donna now and told amity he just didn't want a relationship right now, Donna had no idea mike had been with amity so he had to find a way to get back with Donna without amity knowing. So he talked Donna into leaving the program for 'the good of their relationship'. Before Donna left, she wanted to tell her room why she was leaving, so she explained she was leaving because her and mike were together and they wanted it to work. Im sure mike wasn't expecting the backlash that would happen after that. Amity had heard and found out the real reason she had been dumped. She was furious, she was 2nd best. And decided to send Donna all the text messages, voice messages & intimate pictures to prove they were in a relationship, and of course get Donna to finish the relationship. Which was what happened..but that wasn't the end.

Donna had already booked a 2 week holiday to visit mike in a few months time. She decided she would go on her holiday as it was all paid for, by her. Mike and Donna told the room how they accidentally broke the 2 single beds they had pushed together. Donna paid for the cost of that as mike is a true gentleman. Rumours that mike also went through Donna's purse whilst she was asleep to top up on drink for them. How kind of him. After this meet up Donna and mike spent less time on paltalk and kept up the pretences that they were in a happy relationship. 6 months later they are both back on paltalk but no longer together. The reasons, i would imagine Donna finally reliesed MIKE PRATT is a compulsive liar & probably sociopath.

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Dj Ace

Known for getting into a relationship with AMITY, breaking up being ‘’accused’’ of ringing social services on her. But then a week later they were back together in love again? did he? didnt he? was it all drama? (there relationship didnt last)

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DAN DANs arse hole

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BILLY MONG

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Dibbly

Chirpy Dibbly often incoherent from consuming to much alcohol, is our paltalk double for Phil Collins. Previously once in a cyber relationship with Megz that sounds like a cartoon character. 

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Decker

His claim to fame was being the first man in England to get an ASBO to not be allowed to get drunk in his own home, let alone pubs. His mugshot went viral reaching over 100k hits over social media. 

Previously dated scottish chell, got mouthy and got thrown out the window.

Previously dated wilma, sadly wilma found out that decker and his mother were in a sexual relationship. So she tried to burn down his flat down, but he caught her and beat her with an iron bar.  

Decker is now in a happy relationship with his childhood sweet heart, kelly.

Unfortunately decker only has 1 ball, 1 eye and currently only one working leg, some call him half a man.