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literally the plot of the show

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Don’t play with me like that Cassandra

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They actually invented this trend

Gay son or Thot Daughter?

ac: @cassandrajean

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the mortal instruments was a wild ass series. gay wizards. cunty vampires. angels nailed to basement floors. the heroine's father claims her boyfriend is his long lost son for like two or three books. werewolves run a chinese restaurant.

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daily reminder that the worst thing that could ever happen is that they stop being friends

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The foundation on which The Raven Cycle is built is that everyone is in love with Gansey, but the plot is that everyone is in love with Adam.

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oh yeah don’t mind me i’m just thinking about how blue and gansey are technically the main characters of this story but it’s still not entirely about them and how ronan isn’t the hero of this story but he is the hero of a story that branches off from it and how adam would’ve been the villain in a worse version of the story but he had too much loyalty to the narrative to let his friends go and how the story could never be about noah but it also could never be about anyone except for noah

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Kevin: I have to go to a funeral on Oct 31st

Nicky: On Halloween??

Kevin: Yes Nicky, people die everyday even on holidays.

Nicky: Even on April Fool’s Day?

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Jean: Why do the other foxes fear you?

Kevin: Because I can do things they can’t

Jean: Like?

Kevin: Mind my own business, for one

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Let’s sort one thing out;

fanon Nicky is a hazard to society (endearing) while canon Nicky is a hazard to society (derogatory)

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If Neil wanted to start a war between the foxes again he could just say “daddy, pass the salt please” and watch as Wymack, Kevin, Dan, Matt, Nicky and Andrew all lunge for the salt.

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"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" well i could make him. hi, victor frankenstein here,

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Reporter: Neil Josten, are you gay?

Neil: Um no, I’m a Capricorn

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You’re in his dms, I’m half of his soul as the poets say. We are not the same.

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Kevin: I learned some very valuable lessons along the way

Wymack: I’m guessing their all horrible distortions of what you should have learned

Kevin: Death isn’t real and I’m basically god.

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Dan: You’re a wanted criminal Neil!

Neil: That’s impossible, I wasn’t even a wanted child

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Nicky: The victim is female, 5’8, and her body has already been turned into a ghost. Neil: Nicky, that’s just the sheet covering the body