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Baby blocks have no idea who that is! But since humans have lots of humans in sky, clearly must be big poro up there too! Thus, Great Poro.
"Well, the Great Poro sounds great! As long as he lives in harmony with nature, anyway."
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Yutyrannus
For a request of TikTok
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Gasp! The baby blocks are pretty sure all poros are loved by the Great Poro! Is big sky poro. Lives in place of snuggles!
"Well, that definitely sounds better than that pope guy."
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"...wait, what?" Halley instinctively recoiled, glaring suspiciously as the vampire. "Then you better skedaddle! I don't want any undead monsters eating everything in sight in my forest! Shoo!"
Clearly not intimidated, for better or worse, she bapped Queenie repeatedly on the head with her flower-staff.
"I have free pranking privileges, the Green Faith said so. You can trust me, promise!"
You cannot trust her.
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If your going to be pranking people, might as well expect to get pranked in turn Halley *Followed by a nearly instant faceplant into the floor due to the tied together shoes* Oww..
Halley's only response is to giggle uncontrollably as she flies away.
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"...how long does that take you, exactly?"
@paleobird
Pete wonders if friend bee wants to pollinate all these plants. All billions of them. So many.
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"There's like a hundred different gods, that's nothing special!" She poked Queenie's nose with her flower-staff. "You don't even look like a cleric to me."
"I have free pranking privileges, the Green Faith said so. You can trust me, promise!"
You cannot trust her.
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"Hm... how experienced are you in the ways of ranking, young grasshopper?" Halley asked, buzzing up to eye level with Cobalt.
"I have free pranking privileges, the Green Faith said so. You can trust me, promise!"
You cannot trust her.
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"Oh, I'd need all my beehives' help taking of all of these!"
@paleobird
Pete wonders if friend bee wants to pollinate all these plants. All billions of them. So many.
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*While Hailey is distracted by the bike in the tree, David taps her side with a joy buzzer*
"ACK!" That actually sent her flying a bit. Glowering, she turned around and buzzed away with an indignant huff... after magically tying his shoelaces together, anyway.
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"Joke's on you, the Green Faith isn't a person, it's the power of nature itself! So take that!" Halley's not much better, really.
"I have free pranking privileges, the Green Faith said so. You can trust me, promise!"
You cannot trust her.
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"Yeah, exactly! She's like a little angel! You can trust anything she says!" Somebody stop them.
"I have free pranking privileges, the Green Faith said so. You can trust me, promise!"
You cannot trust her.
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"I don't know who either of those people are! You are not immune to pranks!"
"I have free pranking privileges, the Green Faith said so. You can trust me, promise!"
You cannot trust her.
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Ms. Hailey.. is there a reason there is a bike in a tree now?
"I dunno. Humans are dumb sometimes."
Yeah, she totally dragged it up there with magical vines to mess with somebody.
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"That's the spirit! The more the merrier! We just gotta find some people to mess with!"
"I have free pranking privileges, the Green Faith said so. You can trust me, promise!"
You cannot trust her.
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