totally things the elite four of paldea have said
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prankster rika
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Grusha: I have no idea why Geeta told me I was too "harsh" on challengers. I'm just doing my job.
Rika: You told a kid "get good, scrub."
Grusha: Yeah, but I was being honest.
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Larry: If you were to throw say, a raisinet, how fast do you think it would go? Rika, lightly confused: Per..? Larry: Miles per hour. Rika: I'm sorry, if I were to throw a raisinet- Larry: A raisinet, just one. Rika: Like, covered in chocolate? Larry: I would say so.
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Poppy: Why isn't Larry here? Rika: Oh, he's out with a sore throat. Hassel: He's got larryngitis. Poppy: Rika: Hassel: Rika: ...that was bad.
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Hey. It's okay. Flygon in Paldea, alright?
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Of all the people I can think of, I feel like Hassel is more "clown-like" than you
AND YET.
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Larry: Do you know what a rectangle is?
Rika, offended: Yes! My gods…
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Pokemon Scarlet and Violet characters as Troubled Birds quotes:
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Hassel: I want everyone to know that Rika keeps looking up pictures of wishiwashi on her phone and showing them to me.
Poppy: She was already doing that, she’s been doing that all day.
Larry: That’s all you do!
Hassel: She’s scrolling, she’ll find one and just hold up the phone to me with a big smile.
Rika: *giggling*
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Hassel: Rika, do you think I'm too apologetic?
Rika: Hass, yesterday you said sorry to a painting after bumping into it.
Hassel:
Hassel: *teary eyed* I disgraced it!
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rika: ... I'm seeing visions of garfield poppy: where? hassel: Where? larry: WHERE?
#paldea elite four#pokemon sv#elite four rika#elite four poppy#elite four larry#elite four hassel#source: drawfee
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Larry: Its been a rough day, I need a drink. Poppy: Do you want me to ask Rika to get you some milk? Larry: Thanks kid, but I was thinking something a little stronger. Poppy: Better make it a chocolate milk, Rika!
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Rika: I'm not saying Larry's boring, but if he were a spice, he'd be flour.
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Decided that my SV protagonist catches this big angry elderly Garchomp to fill out her dex but can't take care of it properly so she gives it to the league. Hassel and Rika take dual custody of their "sweet baby" and alternate who gets weekends
When Larry sees this and informs them they can't actually split custody unless they're divorced, Hassel gets down on one bad knee and asks Rika if she would do him the honor of work-divorcing him (despite never being properly work-married). Rika gives a tearful yes, promises to sell the ring(pop) he gave her earlier, and says she'll happily see him in court
Larry seriously considers putting in his two weeks
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