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Me and the propagnada-ish posters I make in my room instead of studying for my physics test against the world!! Also guys IF I fail I might never post again because I'll have to study so much, wish me luck 💔

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Best cyberdog in the Mojave 🔥

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JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE

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this is so stupid

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COURIER SIX

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Despondency / Refuge

that's supposed to be Bennys lighter, the Courier is dealing with cosequences of being thrown into a mess they had nothing to do with

the halo was something that turned out on an accident but i love it

Rant below

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yeah

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The courier finally gets his top surgery

A parody of the Garfield breast reduction comic by laurellearts⬇️

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I feel like there's a better version of this but

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Fallout New Vegas Dashboard Simulator:

🐄 brahmingirl-dick

it’s nothing that a nap and a fresh apple and a super stimpak and a box of fancy lads snack cakes and 10 beers and a nuka cola and some dirty water and a trip to gommorah and some jet and a cazador sting and killing myself can’t fix

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🤠prospect-deez-nuts

just found this cool new container near clark field while prospecting! i’m gonna open it up and update you guys on what’s inside!

🤠prospect-deez-nuts

hoptal

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👨‍⚕️followeroftheapocalypse

Bored at work again and my courier friend won’t stop taking photos of me on her Codac R9000.

🌈confirmed-bachelor

i think i hauve radiation poisoning

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🃏lucky-69

honestly if you think the NCR is going to do any good for the wasteland if they win at hoover dam unfollow me right now.

🐻thebearbitesback

No. Just no.

Anyone who says that President Kimball is just as bad as Mr. House or Caesar isn’t paying attention. If you don’t vote for President Kimball, then you’re giving your vote to Caesar, plain and simple. I hope when you’re all enslaved or murdered you can find solace in your “moral purity.”

Vote NCR no matter where you are!

🃏lucky-69

girl i’m a freeside local 😭 i couldn’t vote even if i wanted to

🐻thebearbitesback

Of-fucking-course you’re from Freeside. No wonder your town is a warzone, people like you have no initiative to do anything about your situation and just mope around instead. Bunch of junkie degenerates.

🏛️ crepitu-petat-LXIX

All of you are degenerates. I can’t wait to watch as your filthy cities fall and all you profligates are hung from crosses or enslaved as you deserve.

🤖securitron-38392919

HO&T SINGLES LO4OKING TO #%FUCK NASTY xSEE PUSSY CL$$Ick NOW

♣️bigirononhisdick

anyone in this thread huff jet

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🏜️wastelandwandering

everybody’s a big, tough wastelander until i ask for someone to come to quarry junction with me then all of a sudden it’s “the last guy who went got torn in half” and “deathclaw eggs aren’t even worth that many caps” 🙄

🦂deathclaw-fucker

i would go with you!

🏜️wastelandwandering

…no thank you

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🌵barrelcactusfruity

“cannabalism as a metaphor for love is trite and overdone” ok but do you even understand what it means. to me.

🌵barrelcactusfruity

hello???

🌵barrelcactusfruity

oh my god

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canon

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nearly forgot to put this here

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Funny things abt Arcade Gannon that I LOVE:

He gets angrier when activating Archimedes than when you literally sell him into slavery. The difference between his fake-nice "Hi! Did you always mean to sell me to Caesar or was that a spur-of-the-moment thing?" And him screaming "YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?" is SO FUNNY.

ALSO WHY CAN YOU DO THAT?? WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THE FACT YOU CAN SELL HIM TO CAESAR???

How nice he is to a low-int Courier. He feels responsible for you and tags along to make sure you don't die. There's a low-int dialog option when he remarks on ED-E also, where the player can say they don't know what an EMP grenade is and he responds: "It's... a thing. A science thing. It hurts robots. Don't worry about it. Silly Arcade's just telling magnetic field jokes for his own amusement" (the only time he's rude to the low-int Courier is when they turn on Archimedes, and even then, he just calls them a moron.)

You can make him a follower by (as prev mentioned) being stupid, charismatic, a good friend of his organization, or gay as a daisy. Male couriers flirt with him ONCE and he abandons everything. Idiot couriers stumble over their words and he feels a horrible amount of sympathy for them, to the point he simply cannot let them walk off and die bc of something stupid.

He is, to his core, an idealist. This does not work in his favor in most of his endings.

Some of his only friends are war criminals.

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(deadpan) lol

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[Speech 95] I'M GOING INTO LABOR

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I think I can manage. As long as you've got my back, of course

for zine organised by @chunklet