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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

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Ishmael will write 15 pages about cetology, giving definitions and descriptions for all kinds of whales just to end the chapter with "But what do I know? I don't know shit about whales lol. FUCK THIS BOOK!!!"

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

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Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)

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i mean this in the best way possible, i believe if you were a salad you'd just be a kilogram of lettuce leaves and 1 paper thin cucumber slice hidden somewhere in the middle

next time just slit me open from throat to taint

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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Not to be vague but not again please

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*grits teeth* im hopeful i believe there is good in the world im fucking hopeful

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Yeah that seems about right