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Yall wanna see cope the likes nobody has ever seen?

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tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut
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i love having some time to read. while i have a lot of books i should be reading i am in the mood for something a bit more... how do i put it... religious and depressing.
just started fear and trembling by soren kierkegaard. thats definitely what i want.
#soren kierkegaard#fear and trembling#my copy also includes the book on adler!#booklr#books and reading#books
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Gay is a really funny minority because with other minorities it's like "first black president! first female nobel prize winner' or whatever but with gay people it's "first openly gay" because we all already know there's been a bunch of gay ones already. like nobody even disputes this. gay president? yeah pretty sure we've had gay presidents. gay, you know, king of england? what you think none of those motherfuckers have been fucking gay?
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the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.
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UGHGHGHGHH I HATE VIDEO EDITING SO BAD WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SOUND IS DESYNCED BECUASE ONE OF MY 9 CLIPS i USED WAS .3 SECONDS TOO LONG
andyways
have poisson steve video
and if you have the clock hell app I would appreciate a click on this link an a like if
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fuck it

we ball

(as usual feel free to meme the shit outta these images. impact text it, deep fry it, whatever, have fun!)
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req'd by @stardust-rushing
im not gonna lie i read this in the same tone of "If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?" from the video
text: Don't fuck the tree your prongis will full of splinters
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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
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Miniature coffins containing small wooden figures found in a cave on the crags of Arthur's Seat, Edinburgh in 1836
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Siberian roe deer By: Max Steckel From: Lebensbilder aus der Tierwelt 1908
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