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Be mine

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The Marvel Juggernaut: With Great Power Comes Zero Responsibility by Megan White

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ariana:  yeah, it feels so good to be so young and have this fun and be successful i’m so successful, yeah

me, who just woke up at 2pm with 30 cents in my bank account:

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REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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This is how you trailer.

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

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AU: International pop sensation Hannah Montana and critically acclaimed actor Keanu Reeves are Hollywood’s hottest couple. The two have recently become engaged and on the night of Keanu’s first Oscar win, Hannah suffers a terrible accident whilst performing at her sold out show at Madison Square Garden. Hannah is rushed to hospital but there is nothing the doctors can do to save her life. Keanu is devastated and left with no option other than to terminate her life support.

Made by @/johnswicks on Twitter

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boy if you don’t giddyup

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me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later: