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america, you can take our privacy... you can take our rights... BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY NICKY X LARK!!! MWAHAHAH!!!!! i want more fanfics of them chopchop fanfic boy

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my favorite thing abt dungeons and daddies as a cast is that if you went to a live show and said "i'll give you an $100 if you make nicky x lark canon," they would probably do it.

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trudy "rainbow" trout. happy pride month to you. specifically. this is you btw.

i know what you are.

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guys, dndads is tomorrow. strap in, strap on. whatever you prefer.

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hey! will campos MIGHT cause us irreversible emotional damage! but

yeah. thats it

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I refuse to accept oakworthy not being canon in the end I will make it fucking canon myself if I have to do it myself

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the idea that some of the members of dndads are actively on tumblr makes you wonder if the next person who reblogs your post was actually just matthew arnold plotting his next evil scheme

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is this real i need a second opinion

@popcornkwantum

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i loved the end bit of the last ep "i j- i just- i just like. i just think- i just think there was too much piss." the relatability everyone needed

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAREEE (i'm coping)

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oakworthy fans rise up

heres some wholesomeness to dry your tears

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…too soon?

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pop quiz. does anthony burch go home everyday and say:

a. "i just cast my players into an alternate universe where theyre on the titanic."

b. "i just cast my players into an alternate universe where theyre in family guy."

or,

c. both.

is anthony burch's wife okay? we may never know.

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hello and welcome to 'dungeons and daddies,' not a BDSM podcast but a dnd podcast in which freddie wong, beth may, matthew arnold, will campos, sometimes people from craigslist, and anthony burch strip away any sense of happiness i have gathered since childhood.