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im crazy

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thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.

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posting daily until tomodachi life 2 comes out

day 552

NO FUCKING WAY

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"i think cishet men should be a key part of this community that is categorically not for them" well i think we should start putting cishet men in the bathroom from saw

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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow

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they should let me design tshirts

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I would just like to point out that Julius Caesar was 55 years old when he died. This means he survived FIFTY-FOUR Marches over the course of his life. Statistically he was actually VERY GOOD at surviving March.

Ides of March Georg is an outlier adn should not have been-

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everyone on tumblr rn for some reason

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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i beg to sniffer