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*makes pics colors the italian flag bc muse is such a slut for italy*

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various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

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Send “🗹” for a fun fact about my muse

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Italian artillerymen pose with their gun, date unknown

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Al Pacino in The Godfather Part II

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I look young But inside I am old And filled with the deaths Of other people.

(via mothersin)

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Volare, oh oh… Cantare, ohohoho.. Nel blu dipinto di blu Felice di stare lassù

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Christmas/Winter Starters!

{ Might add more later. Enjoy for now! }

🎁 Our muses open presents together! 🎄 Our muses decorate a christmas tree together! 🏬 Our muses go christmas shopping! 🔪 Our muses choose and cut their own tree! 💃 Our muses go ice-skating! 🌁 Our muses play in the snow! 🍛 Our muses make a Christmas dinner together! 🍪 Our muses bake and decorate Christmas cookies! 👀 Our muses stay up waiting for santa! 🎅 One muse still believes in santa… how does the other handle it? 🔥 Our muses drink hotchocolate and cuddle next to the fireplace! 📺 Our muses watch Christmas films together! 🎨 Our muses make christmas crafts - snowflakes, snowmen and more! 🏠 Our muses decorate the outside of the house! 💰 Our muses go decortion shopping! 👪 Our muses go to the mall to sit on santas lap! 🎶 Our muses listen to christmas songs! 📥 Our muses sled down a hill! ⛺ Our muses make a gingerbread house! 🏂 Our muses go snowboarding! 🏡 Our muses assist at a homeless shelter on christmas! 👶 Our muses visit a childrens hospital and give gifts to kids! 🚙 Our muses drive/walk around to look at peoples xmas lights at night! 🎬 Our muses watch a christmas play together! 😱 Our muses get snowed into their house! 🍻 Our muses get drunk off of booze filled egg nog! 🐎 Our muses take a horse drawn sleigh ride! 👕 One muse forces the other to wear ugly, matching christmas sweaters! 🎼 Our muses go caroling! 🎊 muses attend a christmas party! 💏 Our muses meet under the mistletoe - Accidentally or on purpose is your choice!

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Vintage 1920s pearl shoulder necklace

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Christmas/Winter Starters:

“Guess who signed us up to go Christmas caroling?”

“Sorry, it’s not me, it’s the eggnog.”

“Don’t get mad, but I think I set the Christmas tree on fire.”

“What must Santa have been smoking to think his reindeer can talk?”

“If me and Santa got into a fight, who do you think would win?”

“I guess someone’s not getting any use out of that slutty Santa outfit they bought.”

“All in saying is no one would catch us if we chopped down a tree.”

“I tried to buy one of those singing Santas but I spilled water on it and now it sounds demonic.”

“You know, you remind me a lot of the Grinch. The only difference is in the end, his heart grows three sizes, but you stay an asshole.”

“Pleaseeee? Nobody else wants to play Santa!!”

“I forgot how much work gingerbread houses were..”

“Don’t tell me this is your first hot chocolate?!”

“I swear if Frosty the Snowman doesn’t melt in the next five minutes, I’m shutting it off.”

“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”

“Looks like you’re getting coal this year.”

“I just took an online quiz and it said I was on the Naughty List!! If it was you I could see it, but not me!”

“Are you seriously crying over Rudolph..?”  

“We’re not watching Hallmark Christmas movies.”

“Cancel all your plans! We’re watching Hallmark Christmas movies!”    

“What the hell kind of Charlie Brown Christmas tree did you buy?”

“I lit the fire because I want to make sure Santa knows who’s boss when he comes down that chimney.”  

“What did you ask for this Christmas?”

“Will you help me go Christmas shopping?”

“Have you seriously never eaten a candy cane?”

“Is there some kind of old woman shop where they sell those weird Christmas trees made of strawberry candy?”  

“Hey, I bought a paint your own ornament kit. Let’s make some!”

“Is this your first time getting/giving a present?”

“I just called to tell you Merry Christmas!”

“Will you drive around with me to look at the Christmas lights?”

“Please stop singing Christmas songs.”

“Why aren’t you singing along to the Christmas carols?”

“If you ring those dumb jingle bells one more time, I will wring your neck.”

“Oh my god is that a mistletoe..?”

“What kind of Christmas would it be if we didn’t play in the snow?”  

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i think being loved makes me uncomfortable because i am genuinely not used to it

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Benchmade sure won my heart with some of their balisongs

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Reblog this if your muse looks good in a suit.

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out of all the things I am, all the adjectives that describe who I am, there’s one that will fill you with rage above all else: Alive.