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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

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yeah I've been feminizing my voice *does a flawless dog bark*

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dragonball z appeals to a fantasy that i believe all humans share which is that there should be some way of expelling your powerful emotions (via yelling really loud) which ultimately resolves with you standing in the centre of a perfectly circular crater intead of your office or the mall or wherever it was that the crater used to be

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I crave news and goods from the outside world. I travel down the farmers road* so that I can go to the grand market stalls** in the royal port***, but alas I am harassed by lascivious sailors****.

*East 58

**The Outlets

***Hampton Roads

***"they might also be in the Air Force

I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***

* two quarters and two dimes

** Interstate 64

*** Richmond, Virginia

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What the fuck did you just fucking dare say about me, you little cutsleeve? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my sect in the cloud recesses, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in the sunshot campaign, and I have tortured over 300 demonic cultivators. I am trained in uncle warfare and I’m the top leader in the entire Yunmeng armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another frog in a well. I will whip you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the mortal realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the annual conference? Think again, impudent. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across China and your clan's location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your core. You're the mantis that stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind, fucker. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can break your legs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in martial art, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the yiling laozu fierce corpses and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your ancestors to the eighteenth generation, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment about my nephew was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re courting death, you dog fucked idiot. I will shit fury all over you until you don't know whether to laugh or cry. You’re fucking dead, sect leader Yao

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can someone please tell me what the fuck I just saw

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can someone please tell me what the fuck I just saw

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.