padawan-rattail
yes i am a lesbian, yes i love obi-wan
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padawan-rattail · 15 days ago
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comm for mutatiio
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padawan-rattail · 15 days ago
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Do you like anakin? I love to see him relaxing. Or Batman stoically dangling upside down
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he's taking a quick nap
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padawan-rattail · 2 months ago
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Don't try and test me.
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Lyrics: The girl I used to be – Fishy Bishie
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padawan-rattail · 2 months ago
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Anger issues.
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Okokok, this is based on a dialogue from a fanfic I read a year or so ago but I cannot find the fanfic or the author anymore. I just remember this scene which i really liked and wanted to draw it :(
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padawan-rattail · 4 months ago
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@jedijune 02 Advice / Inspiration
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(Dialogue is based on a scene from 'makanai cooking for the maiko house', very nice show btw)
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padawan-rattail · 4 months ago
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Zack and Cody (2005)
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padawan-rattail · 5 months ago
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if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart
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padawan-rattail · 6 months ago
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Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh
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padawan-rattail · 7 months ago
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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padawan-rattail · 7 months ago
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Luke: I remember back when I knew Obi-Wan as old Ben he used used to live with his roommate Cody who I’m pretty sure was his husband
Ahsoka: *spits out drink* wHAT
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padawan-rattail · 7 months ago
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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padawan-rattail · 7 months ago
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from that iconic tumblr dot com ask
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padawan-rattail · 7 months ago
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OBI-WAN KENOBI: Part VI (2022)
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padawan-rattail · 7 months ago
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Mace Windu can do whatever he likes with whatever attitude he wants actually cause he's in charge of wrangling a group of superpowered, psychic adreneline junkies who like to have heated academic debates using laser swords in their spare time. and then. AND THEN!! he has to regularly talk with politicians too??? disgusting. awful. my man is so tired.
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padawan-rattail · 8 months ago
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i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything
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padawan-rattail · 8 months ago
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padawan-rattail · 8 months ago
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theyre judging anakin
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