I'm a mess. It's chill. Too lazy to create seperate blogs so there you go : woman, black, french, american, in my 20s, med student (9 years and couting) , bi or something, sometimes writing stuff, knitting, shitty sense of humour. As I said : I'm a mess.
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while being depressing, this is also sort of fascinating to me bc there’s something so…inauthentic here. what i mean is that if you saw something like this back in say 2001 (which you probably wouldn’t, at least for carl’s jr. but i digress) it would seem tacky but in a “sex sells” sort of way.
seeing this in 2025, it’s clearly purely a political statement and you can tell partially bc the image itself is so oddly sexless. it’s like there’s more titillation in the prospect of “owning the libs” than in the image of the scantily clad blonde white woman itself.
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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
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I'm so ass at measuring distance that if I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to "run 30 ft, give or take a foot or two" I would still fuck it up and get slaughtered
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I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself
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my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are
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I get real "I'm at soup" vibes from some media crit
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damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person
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Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady
Us: speak only limited German
Lady: barely speaks English
Us:
Lady:
Lady: Czech? Slovak?
Us: Czech
Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right
Lady: understand Yugoslavian?
Us:
Us: yeah that works
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work is worse now because they heard me on the phone telling my husband i’d have to stay late unplanned and they perceived it as me being “annoyed and stressed about it” (which i was! because i am a human being!) and i feel insane. because i do not see the issue in me getting irritated at having plans ruined but still being willing to be present. Like
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