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I think everyone should have a survival plan for holidays to help them avoid falling back on destructive coping mechanisms (granted what is classified as destructive I can't outright tell ya)

I'm off work till Monday and frankly I'm uninstalling all social media except this one, cleaning one room in my flat per day (staggering it in pomodoro timer segments), taking myself for walks like a dog, and mainlining as many books as inhumanly possible. Oh and smokes don't count (we can have little vices as a treat)

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We all knew Gaetz was a decoy pick after about, say, 5 minutes of his nomination.

This served 3 different purposes:

Make Trump's other absurd picks like Musk, Dr. Oz, Gabbard, McMahon, and both Fox News hosts seem more palpable and sane when they absolutely are not

Give Republican Senators cover for voting for all of those picks and Trump's entire agenda, they can claim they aren't a rubber stamp to Trump's agenda because they said no to 1 single nominee

It gave Gaetz cover for resigning from Congress just days before the report about his predatory misconduct with minor girls was released and allowed Mike Johnson to squash it and suppress it from public view

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i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!

WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?

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once again i am S H R I E K I N G into the abyss at the pure sincerity in house's voice

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i cant believe they really wrote an episode of house where house uniquely connects to an autistic kid and has an issue w his bloody carpet being pulled up and replaced w something that is basically identical and says he envies the kid bc at least he doesnt have to deal w social niceties. and then at the end of the episode they say 'BUT. house isnt autistic hes just an asshole!' alright. whatever you say bestie

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highlights of trick or treaters:

kid who took an eraser, tried to bite it, and put it back

little girl who told us she loved us after getting her treats

child who, when prompted to say "thank you" instead said a confident singular "halloween!"

vampire football player

one kid who so gravely misinterpreted the candy limit that we could do nothing but laugh as, instead of four things spread out from any of the buckets, she took four things. from several buckets. all at once.

one teenager who asked us how our night has been and when asked the same, took a look at the table and said "it just got a whole lot better" while rubbing his hands

kids are so funny

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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

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We are so back people

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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