pa1ware
pa1ware
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Malware/Malik. Engaged to @blind-radio-waves. I stea l things fo r fun. Mun @dogbi
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pa1ware · 6 months ago
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What is the minimal amount of Orbeez someone could get you to eat before they'd need to pay you money to eat another Orbeez
What's your charge-free Orbeez minimum
So rry I've already done this on my ow n you don't need to p ay me anyth ing💚
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pa1ware · 6 months ago
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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????
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pa1ware · 6 months ago
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To love is to devour.
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pa1ware · 7 months ago
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whore <3
HOSTTTTT I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
English or Spanish 🤨
jk
How ya doing? Still mentally insane or are ya just mental?
(@ghosted-glitch)
1: im gay married, you can't catch me in that english or spanish shit
2: I've never once been mentally stable in my life, and the fact that you insinuate as such is hilarious.
I've been trying to build my cats a walkway over my bookshelves in my library, and it's going. about as well as you can expect from a blind man with power tools. So how you do think I'm doing?
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pa1ware · 8 months ago
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Same. And yes he di d actually mail it to our own ho use. Used his nice ca rdstock too, this is weighty
.... Has anyone else gotten a letter from Host that's just "OwO" in the same kind of font that SpongeBob wrote "The" in that one episode?
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pa1ware · 9 months ago
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Checked in with Dark and Quill, and Q uill is passed out. Thank fu cking god.
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pa1ware · 9 months ago
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I've got h im runnin throu gh the forest rn. Burn all that en ergy
PARENTAL UNIT, CHECK YOUR FREEZER, FOR THE ICE CREAM GODS HAVE ANSWERED YOUR PRAYERS ON THIS DAY. REJOICE. -Host
...You may need to take a walk, son.
Or a Klonopin.
-D
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pa1ware · 9 months ago
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~ᗯIᒪ
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pa1ware · 11 months ago
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Why are you trans wrong answers only
the br ain worms won and st ole my fucking gender
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pa1ware · 11 months ago
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△ Are you lemon- or banana-flavored?
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Lem on probably
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pa1ware · 11 months ago
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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character
They’ll have to:
Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.
Answer that question.
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pa1ware · 1 year ago
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Surgery we nt slightly sidew ays, but he's okay. as you can t ell by his posting
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pa1ware · 1 year ago
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Okay, so this is going under a cut, because it's a bit graphic and goes into detail about medical stuff, period stuff, and Host's body. Also I have been very careful about typing this so it comes out clearly. That's why the little glitches are missing.
We all know Host is trans. Let's get that out of the way. He is not on T, and the only surgery he's had is top surgery. So technically, he should still regularly get a period. He does not.
What Dr. Iplier thinks has happened (Host is asleep and can't really confirm this) is that Host narrated his period to suppress it, since writing it away when he was Author didn't stick. I think he thought the switch would help. What it has actually done is... cause some kind of build up ?
He suppresses it until he can't, and then has like. a horrific, nearly two week long heavy period. I've seen that. Normally the pain meds he gets is fine and everything is hunky dory and we're all good. However, this time he... i guess pushed it too far?
Dr. Iplier basically said Host gave himself severe endometriosis. Somehow.
I don't think I have to run down how a period works ? On tumblr dot com ? but basically when the lining is meant to shed, it. didn't. because Host was stopping his body from having a period. So that lining never shed, his body just continued the normal cycle and more and more lining built up over time. Until... I guess it was full and couldn't build up more, and then his hell started?
I know he said it was fine, it was a consequence of what he was doing to deal with the dysphoria of having a period at all, but again, it's never been as bad as this before.
this is kind of gross, but it's under a cut for a reason, i warned you.
He pushed it back so far that the lining built up back into his tubes ? and cause endometriosis, and it was so bad this time because everything was on the verge of essentially bursting.
Dr. Iplier says he's just gonna schedule this as an emergency hysterectomy, because he knows that if Host is left to his own devices about this, this is just gonna happen again. He's gonna wake up without his entire reproductive system.
His wish granted babieee
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pa1ware · 1 year ago
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Dr. Iplier and Dark are so s ick and cool for dragging Host basically to the front of the line, but a lso... considering he wa s biting my jacket sleeve and ma king this whimpering noise when laying in the w aiting room, I don't thin k the Doc was gonna wait tha t long for him to be seen.
theyre go nna be doin some te sting soon, Doc says an ult rasound first. diagnosis to come, but boy has been ver y hopped up on pain meds, and is a ctually sleepi ng.
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pa1ware · 1 year ago
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Alrea dy ready on th e bag front. Ho st can ba rely walk at this p oint. Was abo ut ready to dra g him there m yself.
The amount of surgeries I have to go through to make this body not physically disgusting for me to exist in is some fucking bullshit
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pa1ware · 1 year ago
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I'll expose him: he was t rying to recreate 'The Ballad of Jane Doe' in the library and fucking fell on his fac e.
Im not gonna tell you what I'm doing, but make the bets, am I going to give myself a concussion with this ?
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pa1ware · 1 year ago
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pussy slayer 29
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