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did you know that hyenas loaf like cats do? look it up there's pictures

This is the best fact I’ve ever heard thank you so much anon

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I’m a simple girl. I like you, I wanna hump your thigh like a bitch in heat

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places these in your hands

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We used to have to take pictures with like. a camera. and then connect it to a computer with a usb to transfer them. to upload to photobucket . im literally shaking

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Ever since I got a job as a security guard I can’t take heist movies seriously anymore.

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please watch this im losing it

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fascist ideology is so hilariously fragile. the strength of your nation is threatened by me? i was minding my own business. i was eating toast. childlessly. like oh no, what are you going to do, western society is in downfall because i am not raising any cannon fodder? there's a war on masculinity, and it's losing, you say? cultural marxism must have got to me? like oops i am getting deliberately more effeminate in response lol haaaay! fuck the state. i'm starting a nature preserve for gay frogs just to piss you off

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I’m….

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my mom makes background stories for all of her animal crossing villagers and she has, inexplicably, determined that pietro had a wife who died mysteriously. so she put a tombstone outside his house because he “moves her body with him from island to island”. i asked her to elaborate. she will not.

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if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

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I feel like it's important to point out that this is something official that Square actually made