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old drawings of Benny but in better quality this time

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Are your legs (1) jointed, (2) fat, and (3) props?

You might have leg-plan of the baby.

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messing around

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Pronouns? That's the intersection of two things I don't respect: gender, which was made up by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms; and language, which was made up by Big Dictionary to sell more dictionaries.

I'll respect you and however you identify, but I'll be damned if I willingly respect the Frankenstein of capitalism that is pronouns.

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ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely

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wahoo

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Went to topaz mountain and actually made it to the beryl cave this time

Didn’t find any beryl but I got some brown topaz!

These ones are probably my favorites :]

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"this product is ALL-NATURAL so you KNOW you can trust it!" actually the natural man is an enemy to God. GMO it more.

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yeah

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whole bunch of eyes

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I tell you what, this country has gone to heck in a hand basket. We've lost sight of what we were. We need to go back to a time when Men were Brine Shrimp and Women were also Brine Shrimp.

We need to return to the values of the late pleistocene era, when Lake Bonneville was a vast inland sea covering much of what is now Utah and parts Idaho and Nevada.

TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY WE NEED TO REFILL LAKE BONNEVILLE!

Now you might be saying, "but Brothermouse, wouldn't dumping trillions of gallons of water into the Great Salt Lake with the intent of returning water levels to their prehistoric levels cause untold damage to infrastructure, massive loss of human life and irrevocably damage the local ecosystem for the foreseeable future, to say nothing of the economic effects?"

To that I say, of course it will, and that's just the price I'm willing to pay.

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marzipan dipped in dark chocolate :]

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star pillows :]

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broken glass