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No Time To Say Goodbye
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great — You have no power over me.
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*
8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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me after starting to impulse clean my room and realize halfway through that im not feeling it anymore so now im sitting in a mess that was worse than when i started
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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I think you can learn everything you need to know about JRR Tolkien from the fact that 90% of movie version of the battle of Helm’s Deep was invented by the filmmakers but the “What’s taters, precious?” scene was lifted from the book verbatim
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life” Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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90% of conversations with me
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section
They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.
don’t believe me? look:
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these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own
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See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??
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Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-
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what? what’s this?
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Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.
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Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.
Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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The Women (1939) dir. George Cukor 
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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lookin for my twin flame. hmu if we’ve meet 1000s of years ago & have hung out every subsequent lifetime since. missing you
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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It’s pink! Oh, lovely shade, isn’t it? But I wanted it blue. Now, dear, we decided pink was her color! YOU decided!
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p-iratical · 5 years ago
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#adulthood
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