oxribs
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ODE TO GOOD OMENS You don’t compare to any other taleI ever read or heard or saw before.My love for black and white shoots off the scale,‘Bove any one or pair from other lore.Frantically searching why, obsessed, I questTo find what fellow-suff’rers birth from brain,So moved by cruel and sudden love’s arrest,Diversely, yet like one in one great pain.What’s all this then, a mystery? What Clues?How many layers, convolutional glee!Glorious intention! After myriad views,My pain to joy: like Adam, both must see!The Gods of GOs universe I praise -May your troth guide us on ineff’ble ways!
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Michael in Good Morning Britain (19.11.2024) :)
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@cemeteryangel725 I love the rennie's and Beyond the Barricade but you might be the best one chapter smut writer there is.
Highly recommend Naked in Malibu, Crowley is an actor and Aziraphale is his new interior designer:
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Sir! SIR! You need to stop!*
*DO. NOT. STOP!
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Guarded
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This post is a teaser for my impending fic, A Mouthful of Blessings (coming soon to an AO3 near you; you can find me over there as xenanigans if you want :D)
(this post is also my late contribution to week 14 of the Ineffable Prompt-A-Thon by @ineffablyruined, oopsie daisy)
So yeah. The fic! It's an Aziraphale/Crowley story (of course), 6 chapters, about 8k words, rated E 😈
This is my first fic ever; it's also the longest piece of erotica I've ever written. I’m so very proud of it and I can't wait to share it with the world! Soon, soon, very soon...
Oh, and did I mention there's gonna be some smutty art to go along with it? Here's a couple horny Crowley sketches to whet your appetite...
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Tag list (let me know if you wanna be added!)
@snognes @naturallyteal @eybefioro @ineffablyruined @ineffably-queer-book-lover
🎨 only: @good-omens-gallery
🌶 only: @goodomensafterdark
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Today, on the 5th Annual Azirafeast, the Feast Day of the Angel Aziraphale, remember to pamper yourselves with everything and everyone you love.
Be a team, a group, and celebrate what really matters. Especially if it seems hard to do at the moment.
To our world!
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So this just happened…
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Is this a hack? Should I have read the new TOS more carefully before agreeing? What’s happening?
@ao3org
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I am honored and excited to share this podfic project with you all. This amazing story comes from the talented & creative mind of @cheeriosandwine and I was so pleased when they agreed I could record it as a podfic. Then, when I thought I couldn't be more excited, the artist @lonicera-caprifolium agreed that I could use the absolutely gorgeous art they made as a cover for the podfic. I could not be more pleased with how all of this came together. If you're familiar with the story, I hope you give this a listen to experience it in a new way. If you're unfamiliar, do yourself a favor and listen. This fic is an ode to body appreciation and it will make you feel better about being alive.
If podfics aren't your thing, read the original, you can find it here - https://archiveofourown.org/works/37741705 Trust me, you owe it to yourself. This is one of my all time favorite fics and I revisit it again and again.
Thanks so much to everyone from @goodomensafterdark for all the support and friendship. I really appreciate it.
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Shax can finally deliver Aziraphale's letter to Crowley, as it is now signed by the Supreme Archangel himself!
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The wonderful Michael Sheen signed the letter that is part of my "Crowley's mail" batch. To make sure it can be delivered to Crowley, he added "Aziraphale" underneath the signature, which made me so happy I almost melted on the spot.
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As a gift, I gave him the South Downs National Park letter addressed to both Crowley and Aziraphale.
We also did a photoshoot in the morning and I was so happy that he decided to wear THAT jacket because I absolutely love it. I hope someone told him how awesome that jacket is. I didn't manage because my brain shortcircuited after he told me "You look wonderful!" in reaction to my cosplay. I should have told him "You too, Michael! You also look wonderful in that jacket!"
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Yesterday was absolutely amazing, Michael Sheen is not just the Welsh national treasure but a global treasure and we have to protect him at all cost. What a wonderful man!
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This year is the 5th Annual #Azirafeast, The Feast Day of the Angel Aziraphale, an inclusive fandom event! It’s celebrated on November 19th! It’s a made up holiday that brings the community together, regardless of how a person participates in fandom.
On Nov.19, everyone is welcome to celebrate The Feast Day of Aziraphale by drinking cocoa and wine, eating good food, reading, being stylish on their own terms, enjoying the company of friends and embracing the spirit of Aziraphale! Please share your pics on socials with #Azirafeast!
On Nov. 19, Creators are encouraged to show Aziraphale indulging in what makes him happy or why you love him (canon or fanon!) Create “Lore” for why Aziraphale has a feast day! What miracles throughout history has he performed? Creations can be dramatic, serious, sexy or silly!
All forms of creation are welcome: Draw, write, sing, act, sew, bake, cosplay or anything else! However YOU want to appreciate our favorite Angel. All variations, versions and representations of Aziraphale are welcome for #Azirafeast
And remember, you don’t have to “make” anything to participate in #Azirafeast on Nov. 19. Eating cake and lying to your boss is a great way to celebrate! Confuse some customers, watch a nature documentary, get drunk, listen to your favorite music, be kind to someone who is new or lost!
Anything tagged #Azirafeast I will reblog, the same on Bluesky, Instagram and Twitter. I’ve had a permanent highlight on my Instagram for the last four years, and maintained this tumblr. Checkout what others have made for previous years!
There is also an AO3 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Azirafeast
Anything added to it I will promote on my socials for #Azirafeast.
I know I don’t have the biggest following, but the idea is that on the feast of Aziraphale, even fans who don’t have a large social media presence will still be seen, still have their experiences noticed, and will feel part of a community that cares.
Folks can get stressed about creating by a “due date.” I encourage folk to post early if they want, and to keep posting after Nov. 19th if they miss the day or don’t finish in time.
Just make sure to tag your contributions, whether they are pics or creations, with #azirafeast so we can celebrate with you! Please feel welcome to take my words and reshare any way that you would like, and make your own posts to generate awareness! Please do share in any fandom communities your part of, or feel free to try and convince people IRL that this is a totally real holiday.
I do not run, own, control or anything of the sort in regards to #azirafeast. The idea came from Cliopadra and a private discord server, and the brilliant folk there randomly picked a date and ran with it. The reason I made this blog and encourage people to participate is because I think it’s a lovely idea! It is NOT “mine.”
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While doing some self-love in a time of quarantine, Aziraphale accidentally summons Crowley into his bookshop. Thankfully, Crowley is all for it, and smut ensues, and there's schwarzwalder kirschtorte somehow involved too. So, angel has his cake and eats it too! *ba-dum-tsk*
Aka, the one where they didn’t stay six feet apart
Words: 4,197
Status: Complete
Rating: Explicit
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Archangel Michael will be in Season 3! 🥳❤
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Doon Mackichan won BAFTA Scotland and commented that she will be filming Good Omens S3 in January, can I hear a WAHOO? :) ❤
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In secret
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My contribution to week 15 of the Ineffable Prompt-A-Thon by @ineffablyruined is actually a call for help: what secrets lie beneath Aziraphale’s trousers? In other words: what kind of undergarments does our angel usually wear?
The illustration I’m working on is for my upcoming smutty fanfic, A Mouthful of Blessings (I posted this teaser yesterday hehe). In the fic, I described his underwear as:
Old-fashioned
Loose-fitting
That’s it
Well, I suppose I also wrote that he’s nude from the waist up in this situation, so something like a onesie or a union suit wouldn’t work lol
I’ve been looking at all sorts of historical underwear and I really can’t decide! So I thought I’d try to crowdsource this hehe.
Oh, and I guess I’m looking for something masc, but please do feel free to ✨tempt✨ me with some fem vintage underpinnings, I can always file those away for future reference 👀
Tag list (let me know if you wanna be added!)
@snognes @naturallyteal @eybefioro @ineffablyruined @ineffably-queer-book-lover
🎨 only: @good-omens-gallery
🌶 only: @goodomensafterdark
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I am honored and excited to share this podfic project with you all. This amazing story comes from the talented & creative mind of @cheeriosandwine and I was so pleased when they agreed I could record it as a podfic. Then, when I thought I couldn't be more excited, the artist @lonicera-caprifolium agreed that I could use the absolutely gorgeous art they made as a cover for the podfic. I could not be more pleased with how all of this came together. If you're familiar with the story, I hope you give this a listen to experience it in a new way. If you're unfamiliar, do yourself a favor and listen. This fic is an ode to body appreciation and it will make you feel better about being alive.
If podfics aren't your thing, read the original, you can find it here - https://archiveofourown.org/works/37741705 Trust me, you owe it to yourself. This is one of my all time favorite fics and I revisit it again and again.
Thanks so much to everyone from @goodomensafterdark for all the support and friendship. I really appreciate it.
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oxribs · 11 days ago
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Aziraphale Resists Temptation
A rondel poem with the subject “resist” for GOetry Monday, prompt by @isiaiowin
I absolutely cannot,
I really mustn’t!
Ogle you? I wasn’t!
Reach for you? I shall not!
Admit my condition? I will not!
Touch you? I durstn’t!
I absolutely cannot,
I really mustn’t!
Avaunt, demon, tempt me not!
Beat too loud? My heart doesn’t!
Been drawn closer to you, no, I wasn’t …
I resist your lure so hot…
I absolutely cannot…
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Writing Game: Decision Tree chapter 6 (final!)
>> Funny place for signposts, he thought. They looked very out of place, but these were no earthly objects. They each had lettering that glowed faintly. Past… Present… and, fallen and partially obscured, Future. << ~ (quote from chapter 6)
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Aziraphale Falls.
But Hell is in serious disarray, and as he goes looking for answers, which is equivalent to looking for Crowley… help could come from an unexpected quarter.
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This story was created by playing a Collaboration Game of Ping Pong Writing 🏓🏓, where two authors write chapters alternately, picking up the thread where the other left off. It’s a bit like improv theatre, and the story develops as we go.
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For the details and rules of this game, Ping Pong Writing, see:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51987664
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chapter overview with word counts:
(~100): Abyss
(~200): Hell of a Day to Fall
(~300): Temple of a Thousand Doors
(~400): Entrance of the Angel
(~500): Hecat
(~600 ~2000): Crossroads
chapters 1,3,5 by NaturallyTeal, chapters 2,4,6 by Jean_kimberley
This match of our writing game is now final! Check out how it ends!
There will probably be other matches in the future, and maybe YOU can play one of them? Take a look at these three beginnings of new matches I’ve already prepared, maybe one of them makes you want to write the next chapter?
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oxribs · 18 days ago
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One and All
A Naani Poem about Relationship for GOetry Monday, prompt by @isiaiowin
In Her game of kanche,
Her cache of universes,
One multiversal constant:
Group of the two of Us.
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I dedicate my GOetry poem this week to my mutual @kimberleyjean because the ideas of multiverses and God possibly experimenting with them in Good Omens, reached me through them. They are my meta guru! 😎
Kanche is a name for / version of marbles from India, and as this week’s GOetry prompt form, Naani (=one and all) poem, is also from there, I thought that fit well.
The pictures and the idea of a being playing marbles with universes are from the ending of the movie Men In Black (1997).
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oxribs · 23 days ago
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🚨 A waiting list for in-person tickets for The Ineffable Con 6 is now in place! 🚨
The form, and more details about the waiting list, can be found using this link:
Virtual tickets remain available!
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