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so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

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worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

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me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

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As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

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get to know me: [1/10] female characters: Robin Scherbatsky (How I Met Your Mother)

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If you think I won’t restart a game because I wasn’t happy with my eyebrow selection in character customization, you would be very wrong

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Elizabeth Olsen photographed by Chris and Sarah Rhoads for Darling Magazine, September 2016.  

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It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

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WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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The Rolling Stones - Ride ‘Em On Down

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a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

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straight people: * make every movie straight and assume their infant children are already straight*

lgbt couple: indirectly look at each other in public

straight people: thats it. ive had it. im not homophobic but this is too much. its all in my face and i cannot do this. my heterosexual eyes are throbbing-

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reblog to hex any and all men who have hurt you

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