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the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

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they should invent a living alone that is affordable

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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

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Whenever an artist who makes dark content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so dark and nasty' and whenever an artist who makes wholesome content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so aggressively wholesome' and it's like you know I think maybe you can't tell whether or not someone is a predator based on their artistic output.

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but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3

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can i call you back im doing something weird

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everyone’s favourite illiterate phantom detective

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me, looking at sewing patterns, a bead of sweat rolling down my brow: what if I started……..m…m…maybe a new project would……

the mountain of unfinished projects in the corner pointing a gun at me: what the fuck did you just say

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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

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it actually takes 136 years to draw one line. so think about that next time you want to be mean to an artist

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hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me

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i think everyone deserves a large rock a short distance from their home. i dont like that discussions about walkable cities never include plans to allow wider access to large rocks. the people need large rock

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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.

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Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs