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The Maine - I Must Be Dreaming

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wow the new jurassic world looks so good

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I haven’t posted a bod transformation pic in a minute so here’s some progress I’ve made in my fatass face since May

P excited to see my chin resurface

Okay thanks bye

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when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

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Source

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BREAKING. NEWS

A pair of shorts that fit me at my thinnest buttoned and zipped shut tonight!!!!!!

They didn’t look good by any means but THEY HAVENT FIT SINCE 2016

HOLLER

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“Your absence has gone through me Like thread through a needle. Everything I do is stitched with its color.”

— W.S. Merwin, from “Separation,” The Second Four Books of Poems (Copper Canyon Press, 1993)

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A princess accidentally wrongs a witch and is cursed so that no man shall ever love her. Fortunately, the princess is a lesbian, and is overjoyed. When the witch finds out her spell backfired she is furious, and goes to confront the princess. Except now that she’s a little calmer, the princess is super cute? Sparks fly, and not because of a magic spell.

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BBQ

blease be quiet

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these are my needs

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ariana grande | knew better pt. ii 

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me: cmao (crying my ass off)