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unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

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american christians are so bad at christianity lmao

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qualeasha wood, "bed rot," 2024, woven jacquard, glass seed beads, and machine embroidery

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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

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I know it’s usually done for convenience, but I don’t really like when robot characters just come pre-equipped with genitals and a completely normal sex drive. It raises too many questions for me. Who designed it and why? Who pulled all nighters ripping their hair out trying to debug the horny subroutines? How much did this add to the development cost? And like, I guess ‘factory made sex bot’ provides very sensible explanations for all of this, but that whole trope isn’t very appealing to me personally

I am, however, a big fan of robots who are like “oh the pussy? yeah I built this myself because I thought it’d be a cool engineering challenge. The base is just a fleshlight in my favorite color but I souped it up with a bunch of upgrades and LEDs. Some of the parts are technically illegal in the EU but who’s checking? Cool huh? It’s mostly done, I’m pretty much just experimenting and optimizing now. Making room for it did significantly decrease the structural stability of my pelvis but it’s so worth it”

or “yeah I want to have sex bc I want to experience intimacy of some sort and it sounds fun, but I don’t really wanna start cutting or welding to make that happen, so I just have this xbox controller I plug in and if you mash the buttons right I’ll come. It’s pretty convenient really. Wanna play mario kart”

or “look, I don’t have the time to explain the metaphorical and physical crossed wires and psychological mess of reward pathways that make this work for me, but if you immobilize me and reach all the way in there and gently loosen that wire until it starts sparking I am going to bust a metaphorical and physical nut”

or “horny? eh, I wouldn’t call it that. I just really like watching this one technician squirm and the strap-on is the easiest way to do it and keep them coming back”

get at least a little weird with it is what I’m saying!!!!! they would not be normal

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Going on r/relationshipadvice but instead it’s just how not to be all consumingly heartbroken to learn a dear friend of yours is moving away

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I’m still not sure what the opposite of a phantom limb is, like with my boobs. Rather than phantom boobs where the feeling is there and the flesh is not, for me the flesh is there and the feeling is not. Rather than an incorporeal phantom boobs where the boob is no more it’s… soulless undead zombie boobs?! Yeah, we’ll call them zombie boobs.

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hey I noticed that your jerk off fantasies of me haven't been as ambiguously violent based off convoluted world building or steeped in bone-deep guilt lately. are you mad at m

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Werewolf boyfriend

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fat men deserve appreciation outside of people pointing out how we're "actually" (supposedly) really strong and how people with (insert specific fat body type here) are "actually" stronger than bodybuilders with chiseled abs.

strength/ability/fitness/etc. =/= worthiness.

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little fairy pet

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the evidence of small pleasures

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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

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Getting my orchiectomy in January! My venmo is @nikcage, cashapp is $nicklecage. Sharing is beyond appreciated, donating even a dollar even moreso🦌