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ovoid-ovvie · 3 hours ago
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I stare into the eyes of the drivers of oncoming traffic so that if they kill me, they have seen my face. This way, I have been humanised, and they will feel even more pain.
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ovoid-ovvie · 1 month ago
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Trans guy coming out: hey can I be frank with you?
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ovoid-ovvie · 1 month ago
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My NSFW Catgirls zine.
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ovoid-ovvie · 1 year ago
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Oh my god you're right
And also thrusting hard!
A couple weeks ago my HEMA instructor referred to inviting someone to attack you as a "pickup line" and the first thing that came to my mind was
"Hey baby," *performs a mediaeval longsword technique, killing you instantly*
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ovoid-ovvie · 1 year ago
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Historical European Martial Arts, unfortunately it isn't store clerks training to use swords to fight off robbers
A couple weeks ago my HEMA instructor referred to inviting someone to attack you as a "pickup line" and the first thing that came to my mind was
"Hey baby," *performs a mediaeval longsword technique, killing you instantly*
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ovoid-ovvie · 1 year ago
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if you're tall enough, a claymore is a dagger
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ovoid-ovvie · 1 year ago
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A couple weeks ago my HEMA instructor referred to inviting someone to attack you as a "pickup line" and the first thing that came to my mind was
"Hey baby," *performs a mediaeval longsword technique, killing you instantly*
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