was going to call this "nine guns & two chandeliers" but Stede actually has two chandeliers while Edward does not in fact have nine guns, so.
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*All* of this. And please note that Fang & Ivan also both hop on the Yeah Let’s Do This Better train, providing evidence that this phenomenon is not specific to the original crew of the Revenge.
It is actually extremely important to me that y'all understand the importance of the talent show subplot to the structure of ofmd being not just a gay romcom but a story fiercely thematically opposed to toxic masculinity and amatonormativity; how Ed the Emo crying into his blanket fort and silk gown writing sad boy poetry music is the most emotionally healthy he’s ever been and a hairsbreadth away from sustained happiness.
Which is a hard sell with Stede still playing house and straight man a million lightyears and then one (1) rowboat trip away, but I swear the reason that Ed has this subplot instead of disappearing for twenty minutes of B-plot about mutinying against Izzy only to swan in as The Kraken at the end is because Our Flag Means Death correctly believes with its whole big gay pirate heart that Ed doesn’t need Stede to be happy.
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I generally find romantic storylines in books & shows so uninteresting that I’ve literally wondered if it’s possible to be aro just in regards to fiction and then THESE two goobers come along & carve my fucking heart out with a snail fork what the fuck
#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#edward teach#idiots in love#im not using portmanteaus of their names tho#apparently i still have some standards
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Jenkins stole the ammo before the haters could shoot.
love the way david jenkins refuses to apologize for shit just not making sense. how do they get places so quickly? doesnt matter. why is ed wearing full leather wouldnt he be sweating like hell? oh yeah it'd be awful to be a pirate in that, but it's hot, next question. he does not hesitate to just be like. eh who gives a shit. they're in love, who cares about how the boat got there. it's all fake anyway. here watch taika and rhys kiss.
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our flag means death + reductress headlines (1/?)
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Update to this post.
Contributors: @captainhaterade, @slytherinprongs-toomanyfandoms, me.
#ofmd#good omens#idiots in love#but not the same idiots ok#aziraphale#crowley#stede bonnet#edward teach#born on a beach#our flag means death#venn diagrams
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The instant stillness followed by the sulk gets me every. single. time.
Nobody laughs at me.
S1|E05 The Best Revenge is Dressing Well
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The bad comparison hot takes are getting to me. Who's gonna be the hero to fill out this Venn diagram so I don't have to?
[Image ID: Venn diagram of four overlapping circles with small image of character in each: upper circle is Aziraphale from Good Omens, right circle is Stede Bonnet from OFMD, lower circle is Crowley from Good Omens, left circle is Blackbeard/Edward Teach from OFMD. /end ID]
#ofmd#good omens#idiots in love#but not the same idiots ok#aziraphale#crowley#stede bonnet#edward teach#born on a beach#our flag means death#venn diagrams#outsourcing due in large part to laziness
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However I do not recommend “will you stop fingering my dents, and let’s get back to some accounting.”
If you have coworkers who are also OFMDers, please note that “don’t debase yourself for a man who hasn’t a single tureen on board” is excellent code for “do not give our crazy-ass boss more of your emotional energy than they’re worth.”
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If you have coworkers who are also OFMDers, please note that “don’t debase yourself for a man who hasn’t a single tureen on board” is excellent code for “do not give our crazy-ass boss more of your emotional energy than they’re worth.”
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Con O'Neill's Twitter acct is like finding out Jorts is a labor activist. ❤️
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ok so which one of the OFMD show creators played the cello? the vivaldi double doesn't just happen, people.
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If Tumblr does not add an account option for “this is a single-topic absolutely obsessive fan-kid blog” then I’m going to continue to make it sad when it forces me to choose five topics I want to follow.
[Image description: screenshot of Tumblr’s “tags you’re following” sidebar. Tags listed are #auxiliary wardrobes, #jim+olu, #m’noses, and #edward bonnet jr. /end ID]
#ofmd#idgaf about arts & culture if it's not spanish jackie#edward bonnet was a thing you guys i read it on tumblr so it's true#olu#jim#jim+olu#m'noses!
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