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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

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friendly reminder that if you have a head cold, the smartest thing is still to test and see whether it's COVID. i've had three friends in the past couple of weeks be like "oh it's just a cold" and then only tested at the urging of someone else or for some specific reason and then were SHOCKED to find out it was COVID.

this used to be our first impulse! oh no, i feel sick, is it COVID! and these are people who isolated and masked and took COVID seriously. if the reaction is slipping even for the "responsible" folks, then it feels worth a reminder: your upper respiratory mess? COVID IS STILL THE FIRST THING TO RULE OUT, ARGH

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me: computer, imagine a triangle.

computer: no sweat man. im doing it.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: you know it.

[several hours later]

me: can you imagine another one?

computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.

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when i went to alaska last summer, at all the parks and nature reserves and stuff there they of course had safety warnings about the wildlife.

for bears, the safety warnings were like, make noise, wave your arms, talk in a normal speaking voice, stay calm, don’t run, wait for the bear to move on which it will do 99% of the time, and you will be ok! 👍

for moose, the safety warnings were like. RUN.

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when everyones not online and playing tumblr w me

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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

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Took a pic of the sunrise out my office window and the interior lights made some cool reflections

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The really cool thing about hydrangeas is that they can be blue, pink, or purple based primarily on the pH of the soil. A free science experiment in every plant.

Omg this is so cool I didn’t know this! I wonder if I can do this experiment with students

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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

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Under communism all big mansions will be converted into big games of Clue

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use, and i cannot stress this enough, thriftbooks

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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