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i liked this movie a lot
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fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd
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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
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There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed
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ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2024) 2.04 – I Want You More Than Anything in the World
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Happy Birthday Reigen 🌟
dialogue:
[A salt lamp.] [Another salt lamp.] [Also another salt lamp.]
Reigen: "You kids think you're real funny, don't you?" Tome, Teru, Mob: "...." Tome: -cough- [They accidentally had the same gift idea.]
Reigen: "I guess I can still use them but wow, what are the chances! Right, Serizawa?" "Now what did you get me?" [It was another salt lamp.]
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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i hauve a cold
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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
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Urge to design an articulated paper snake lantern intensifies
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2025
BE A STUDENT OF WHAT YOU ADMIRE
DO IT BADLY RATHER THAN NOT AT ALL
TO DESPAIR IS TO CEDE VICTORY TO THOSE WHO DO NOT DESERVE IT
BROADEN YOUR CULTURAL HORIZONS
REVEL IN THE ANALOGUE
ACTION ABSORBS ANXIETY
GRIEF IS PRODUCTIVE; GUILT IS NOT
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[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]
a comic based on this post:
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Bothersome beast, comforting friend
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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
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the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.
#tried pitching this as a hypothetical to my therapist#that this would be a harmless little fantasy that's not really affecting my decisions in life#that why not believe that the world is a little magical.#and the look that she gave me#i think it's a bit of a skill issue on her part#doctor who
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