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And if I say ‘Enemies Shauna and Mari making out to Deftones in Shauna’s car’ then what?
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You’re a Part of Me : A jackieshauna amoeba fic
Ever since their petrie dish had crashed to the ground of the Canadian wilderness… the yellowjackets amoebas had struggled to survive.
Shauna Cellman wasn’t the smartest amoeba. Hell, she didn’t even have a brain. But she knew that she wanted to absorb her best friend Jackie.
Ever since they first budded off of their parents, Jackie was special and Shauna was just any other single-celled organism. That didn’t make it any easier when Jackie died.
Shauna didn’t mean what she said. She didn’t mean all of the awful, hurtful things she screamed at Jackie in their final moments. She didn’t really believe Jackie was pathetic.
What happened was tragic. Jackie slipped through the lid of the petri dish into the unforgiving harsh conditions of the wilderness. She wasn’t able to survive for long as she had been far too reliant on the climate controlled environment of the Rutger’s science lab.
Her teammates could barely pull her lifeless cell back into the dish as Shauna screamed, begging for Jackie to move her cilia, to wake up. But it was too late. She had died.
Now 2 minutes later, the team of amoebas grew restless. They had been in the wilderness for almost an entire hour without a scientist giving them anything on which to feed.
Shauna was first to take opportunity as she approached jackie’s lifeless round form. Reaching out a cilia, shauna stroked jackie’s motionless plasma membrane. “She wants us to.”
The amoebas wiggled their way through the damp petrie dish toward jackie… but shauna advanced too quickly. She absorbed jackie entirely into her cell. Shauna felt jackie’s features being absorbed into her cell body, replenishing her.
Now twice the size, Shauna would be unstoppable compared to the rest of the yellowjackets. Now they’re in real danger.
#wait i reblogged on main but its going on the writing sideblog too#im deadass in shambles i cant take it#this is so fucking funny i want everyone to see this man
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11 PAGES OF SHAUNAHAT PUPPYPLAY TO RECONTEXTUALIZE THEIR BREAK UP FIGHT
IT'S DONE, COMING SOON TO AN AO3 NEAR YOU
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I'll post to AO3 tonight when I haven't stayed up all night and can edit any last minute stuff but TRUST. TONIGHT. https://archiveofourown.org/series/4839940
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ough . having thoughts about melissa and her big ol' hands .
( MDNI , nsfw content - afab reader )
think about it . think about it . walk with me . hold my hand .
mel's hands being rugged and callused , a signature roughness to her touch as she runs her hands along your body .. familiar bristle rushing your skin when she wraps her arms around you ...
strong yet gentle with her touch as she grabs your chin and pulls you in for a kiss ,, pretty quickly breaking into a hasty makeout as her hands make their way to your shoulders and eventually down your sides as she rushes to tug your shirt off ...
her big hands on either side of your head as she pins you against the wall ... those same hands soon making their way under your thighs as she quite literally picks you up and tosses you into her mattress soon after swan diving beside you like the clown she is
squeezing and groping your thighs to keep you down while she eats you out ...
or ! one hand being all it takes to pin both of yours above your head while she fingers you ...
ough and . she's not the dominant type and absolutely never will be but . her fingers wrapping around your throat . gently squeezing because she doesn't want to hurt you that bad but she lovesss the little sounds it drags out of you ...
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HER FUCKING ARMS .
#im gonna pass out#god i love her sm#yellowjackets x reader#yellowjackets x you#yellowjackets smut#melissa yellowjackets x you#melissa yellowjackets x reader
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you ever wonder what it would be like being mari's favorite hookup because i've had the concept floating around my brain for a hot minute
( mdni , nsfw content ) ( btw i use the term 'boytoy' and i mean it in a gender neutral way - reader's gender isn't specified )
the first time she sets her sights on you is at a house party - maybe she just broke up with her boyfriend , or she's just looking for a good fuck ... either way she notices you hugging the walls and gripping your red solo cup as if someone was planning on taking it . the two of you start talking , and before you can process it your playful flirting morphs into mari dragging you into the nearest bathroom , slamming the door shut before crashing her lips into yours .
you leave that bathroom with a few new hickeys and an aching forearm.
mari , on the other hand , leaves with a new boytoy .
you're like putty in her hands , by her side at her every command . you find yourself in all sorts of positions you wouldn't have been in otherwise if it weren't for her . she's got you gasping for air in between her thighs in what was meant to be a study session , fingering her in the locker room post-practice after everyone has already left , and marking up her tits in your shitty car parked in a lot just dim enough that you couldn't be seen but not dim enough that any passerbys would miss the way the car is visibly rocking .
and of course this behavior doesn't stop in the wilderness - if anything it only gets worse . she's got you drooling over her doomcoming dress , too high to care that everyone can see the way she shoves you into the dirt and slots your thigh between hers , grinding herself into an orgasm long after the group has run off to the cabin .
no matter how important the task , mari has you dropping everything and biting your fingernails off with even the smallest glace and gesture for you to run off into the trees with her .
#mari ibarra saveee me mari ibarra#yellowjackets x reader#yellowjackets x you#mari ibarra x reader#mari ibarra x you#yellowjackets smut#mari ibarra smut
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now might be a good time to mention majority of my smutty fics are going to be character receiving / reader giving because everything i write is self indulgent and i'm . asexual .
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a little bit harder now ... || lottie matthews x reader
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🩻 lottie "accidentally" discovers she yearns for the drag of teeth on her neck ... your bite is to blame
🔪 MDNI - biting , fingering ( lott receiving ) , porn without a plot
( uhm. once again constructive criticism welcome and appreciated (/gen) because this is my first time writing about pussy. something which i didn't think would be so difficult considering i fucking have one. )
🎵 "A Little Bit Harder Now" - She Wants Revenge
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"they say people who bite are the worst to have sex with."
it was a sleepover at jackie's house which somehow provoked the conversation. one of those friendgroup chats you have way past midnight when everyone is delirious and their filters had effectively been shut off.
lottie doesn't remember who brought it up - just that they made a point to explain how biters are supposedly violent, rough, and all around biting during sex was a no go.
unless you were into that kinda thing
ever since the sleepover lottie was stuck thinking about what was said - not the sleepy confessions or the half awake shit talk brought about by the short lived game of truth or dare ( the unpleasant sound of vomiting which chased the dare natalie received to swallow a raw egg was enough to kill the mood for the night )
the only thought running laps around lottie's brain for the following weeks was the idea of deep bite marks littering her collar bones.
she figured she'd let it live as a fantasy. her mind would wander and inevitably end up manifesting a daydream about someone shoving her down and digging their teeth wherever they could - her neck, tits, tummy, and thighs ... it honestly didn't matter where, so long as her skin was being broken by molars somewhere where she could admire it in the mirror the next morning.
it was a dream, that was all. something for her mind to toy with when she got bored and needed something exciting to chew on while her hand played with the waistband of her panties.
problem is, lottie has always had a bad habit of thinking out loud.
the original plan was a casual hookup because you've always known how to rock lottie's world just the way she liked it. she brings you to her place, entertaining conversation over mediocre takeout before you two are softly kissing in her living room. that quickly evolves into a hasty makeout session, one which has the two of you colliding into furniture as you try to find your way into lottie's room with minimal separation, articles of clothing being left in a messy trail along the way.
it isn't long until you're on the mattress, one of your hands interlocked with lottie's with your other hand tracing her inner thigh. as your fingers ghost over her entrance, she breaks the kiss and gives you the opportunity to nuzzle into the crook of her neck.
"bite me."
to be honest, she didn't mean to say it out loud - her mind lingers on how with your current position it would've been perfect. the words have already left her lips with a bit more authority than she would've hoped, and seeing as it's too late to take it back she tries to ease the moment with a gentle,
"please?"
you do as you're told, gently nipping at her skin all the while running your fingers through her folds - she's pretty wet, something you take as a sign to push one of your fingers in. her breath hitches as you curl your finger, words attempting to form but getting lost underneath her shaky gasps.
" ... bite ... harder ... "
eventually she finds her words while you push another finger in. you bite her again, properly this time, earning a sigh which breaks into a moan as she struggles not to buck her hips.
you don't mean to bite her as hard as you do - you've always been a piss poor multitasker and as such sacrifice your focus on being delicate with her skin in favor of thrusting your fingers just right. whatever you did seemed to work as lottie quite literally whines and tosses her head back. a soft thud echoes around the room, which you don't immediately process as lottie accidentally hitting her head against the bedframe until you realized that simple action earned yet another soft gasp from her lips.
"m ... m ... more ... harder ..."
her words are dissected by a mean stutter, one that you've come to recognize as a telltale sign that she's getting close. you're not quite sure if she's requesting you work your fingers faster, or you sink your teeth into her neck once again-
as a middle ground you decide to do both.
your arm begins to ache from how hard you pump your fingers, and it almost feels nice to distract yourself when you focus on clamping your teeth onto lottie's skin. you pull back, kissing the tender spot you had been attacking and she seems to quietly whimper in the few seconds your mouth isn't pressed against her neck. as you try to work your fingers faster, you press your lips into her shoulder, kissing it softly before biting as hard as you could muster. temporarily you feel bad for intentionally hurting her, but it's quickly washed away as her moans continue to grow in volume the more you work your jaw.
you feel like a goddamn vampire, all too unsure if this is really a good idea, but before you can think about it for too long lottie's orgasm crashes into her. no more desperate pleas leave her lips as her eyes squeeze shut and the only thing she can manage are loud gasps and louder groans. you work her through it, removing your teeth from her shoulder and instead gently kissing her cheek and jawline as she cums on your hand and her thighs.
her eyelids flutter open as she shakily sighs, and you bring your hand up to lick her cum off your fingers but before you get the chance she grabs your hand and takes your fingers into her own mouth, quietly moaning as she tastes herself while rolling her tongue over your knuckles. her big brown eyes stare into your own, and you can't help but admire your handiwork as you take in the sight of her pleasantly blissed out state.
and then you notice her neck. red, bruising, and tender.
wordlessly you watch as she presses the marks on her skin, sighing as her fingers prodded the newly forming bruises.
"sorry i didn't mean to ... i just got kinda caught up in the moment -"
lottie shushes your quiet apology, grabbing your hands and pressing them against her thighs. she then taps the other side of her neck, clean skin free of bitemarks.
" ... do it again. please."
#trigger warning it gets cringe#its short sweet and poorly written so buckle up#yellowjackets x reader#yellowjackets x you#yellowjackets smut#yellowjackets fanfic#lottie mathews x reader#lottie matthews x you
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THIS IS NOT REAL. If you get this comment, they’re just trying to get you to delete your fic.
1) I would have gotten some kind of email from Ao3 if this was true
2) this comment is formatted to be perfect to tack onto any fic they choose
3) ALSO why on earth would Ao3 get rid of entire fandoms off the site? Even if they WERE inactive? Who knows if others will be ‘late’ to the fandom and want some fic to read. Who knows if someone wants to come back to their 6 year old account only to find most of their fics deleted.
I’m lucky to be a reasonable adult who has seen tricks like these who also had a very kind person comment their own doubts.
Please let your Ao3 friends know <3
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COMING SOON TO YOUR LOCAL AO3!!!
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deer!lottie
racoon!natalie
bear!shauna
(or dog!shauna/werewolf!shauna)
lamb!laura lee
fox!van
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i just had to do a bunch of research on deer for a big project and now i cant stop thinking about deer ! lottie during mating season
( mdni , transfem lottie , afab reader )
she triessss not to get possessive but her insticts get the best of her ,, tugging you away from the rest of the yellowjackets , even taking it as far as to nudge them away with her antlers if she gets needy enough
lottie pulls you into her hut , babbling about how the wilderness needs it and how it'll be pleased but you know it's just her from the way she shivers when you run your hands along her antlers , practically moaning when you firmly wrap your hands around them , using the leverage to pull her into you
now you're sloppily making out , doing your best to be quiet , but lottie makes it real damn difficult from the way she whines and groans , begging you for more
eventually when the rest of the yellowjackets retreat into their huts for the night , the two of you sneak off into the depths of the forest until lottie decides she can't wait any longer , shoving you against a tree and slamming her lips into yours
she kisses your lips , your jawline , nips at your earlobe , and finds her way to your neck . lottie sucks a hickey right up against your throat , moaning into your skin while she grinds her hips against yours . she leaves hickeys everywhere she can - your shoulder , your chest , lower tummy , and eventually your thighs .
you find yourself rubbing her antlers while she pulls down your panties with her teeth - and you wonder why she doesn't use her hands until you realize their busy squeezing her cock through her dress .
when she finally glances up at you with her big needy eyes you tilt your head back against the tree
" go ahead , put it in - i know you need it . "
the way the two of you are up against the tree doesn't last - she fucks you into the bark a couple times before you eventually find yourself in the dirt as she rams her hips into yours from above . she wants to say something about how good you're doing or even a simple thank you for letting her use you , but the words die in her throat , drowned beneath the moans and grunts she can't stop spilling from her lips .
#self indulgent deer nonsense from the deer man ? yes absolutely#yellowjackets x reader#yellowjackets x you#lottie mathews x reader#lottie matthews x you#yellowjackets smut
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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert
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Angry Jealous sex with Shauna Shipman😫🙏🏻
yes, yes, YES!! (i didn’t know what kind of setting you wanted with this but if you want me to do a wilderness Shauna one just ask and i can do that too!!)
minors — dni (and men)
You and Shauna had been together for around a year now, having gotten together at the start of your senior year and now you two were in college together, at Brown. Luckily, people got to pick who they could room with if they knew somebody else that was going there… so, of course, you and Shauna shared a dorm.
That was probably the best decision since it gave you two a lot of space for… private time.
It had only been a few weeks since the start of the college semester so everyone was still fairly new to classes and you were meeting a lot of new people in the classes you were taking. Shauna was majoring in English so she made a lot of smart new friends, you liked all of them. The problem was, Shauna didn’t seem to like it at all when you’d make new friends.
This has been an ongoing thing, Shauna being a little controlling, but you tried to ignore it most of the time because you love her. Although, today seemed to be Shauna’s breaking point since you’d made a new friend called Amelia and you wouldn’t stop talking about her. You didn’t mean to do it, she was just cool and you liked making new friends.
Back in the dorm room, Shauna was seething quietly as you kept rambling on about Amelia whilst cuddled up next to her, “She’s just, like, so smart and she’s planning on switching one of her classes out for an archeology class. I mean, that’s so cool.”
Shauna couldn’t take it anymore, she’d probably slam her head against the wall if she heard the word ‘cool’ or ‘smart’ one more time. “Are you done drooling over her?” Shauna spoke dryly, looking up from the book she was trying to read and over at you, her gaze narrowed. This caused your smile to instantly drop, not understanding why Shauna was being like that.
“I’m not drooling over her… i’m just telling you about my friend.” You spoke back in a confused tone, your brows furrowed together. “Oh, yeah, like the other day when you were just laughing with her, or when you were just talking about how pretty she is.” Shaun snarked, tired of the argument already because her insides were festering with jealousy.
“Shauna, that’s not—” You started to try and defend the situation, but Shauna cut you off with a sharp; “Is she better than me?”
No answer came from you, not because you didn’t know the answer, you did, but because you were so confused. Shauna didn’t even give you chance to compose yourself and give an answer, her already taking silence the wrong way and in a matter of seconds she was on top of you and her lips were on yours.
It wasn’t a nice kiss— it felt good, but it wasn’t nice, all teeth and tongue. At first, you tried to push on Shauna’s shoulders so you could talk but she grabbed both your wrists in one hand and pinned them down above your head. “I’ll show you i’m better.” Shauna muttered in between kisses as she trails her lips down your neck, creating dark marks as she goes.
“Don’t cover these tomorrow, want her to see you’re mine.” Shauna spoke possessively and lifted her head to admire her work before her eyes flicker to your face for confirmation that you’ll follow her instructions, you just gave a weak nod and luckily that was enough.
Shauna’s hands went to your shirt and immediately stripped it off of you, your bra following along moments after. Her hands found your tits, groping them and running her thumbs over your hardened nipples which made your breath hitch, “Fuck— that bitch can’t have you. You’re mine.” That possessiveness came out once again just from seeing your body.
Soon enough, her lips were creating more hickeys all over your chest and then she ran her tongue down one of your tits until it reached your nipple, her tongue swirling around it before suckling on it, her thumb and forefinger rolling and pinching the other one, causing you to let out small soft gasps that bordered on moans.
Goosebumps erupted on your skin when you felt her fingers trace down your stomach and then slip beneath the waistband of your pyjama shorts and you weren’t wearing panties, Shauna’s fingers easily seeking that out and a deep teasing chuckle fell from her lips, “No panties? Well, that checks out, since you’re such a slut.” she muttered and ran her fingers through your wet folds and traced her way to your clit which made your hips twitch.
Shauna sat back on her knees and ripped off your shorts, flinging them somewhere in the dorm room and then moved her head down to your thighs, kissing along them and making sure to mark them up too. It didn’t take long for her mouth to get to your pussy, her tongue licking a deep stripe through your folds and circling your entrance which made you gasp, hips almost bucking again but Shauna’s strong hands held them in place.
“Hmm— you’re so wet, wonder if you get this wet around Amelia.” Shauna spoke the other girls name with venom, causing you to shake your head reverently, your words coming out shakily “No— no, just you.” The words were true, but also an attempt to goad Shauna into getting on with it. Fortunately for you, it worked, Shauna’s tongue going back to your pussy, tongue circling your clit and mouth closing around it to suckle, her eyes watching your every expression.
But… just as your moans grew high-pitched and your back was arching, Shauna pulled her mouth away, leaving you whining, Shauna slapping your thigh to get you to shut up, “You really thought i was gonna let you cum yet, after what you’ve done? You’re fucking clueless.”
Her words were harsh, but you knew she was just being jealous and getting into this, so you didn’t take it to heart, shutting up like she wanted you to. Shauna leans over and digs in her bedside drawer for a moment before finding her strap, one that you’ve been dicked down by MANY times. The strap was a deep red colour and it was thick and long, always stretching your pussy out just right.
Shauna rubbed the tip of the strap over your clit and then through your slick folds, watching in pleasure as your lips are parted and soft gasps fall from them. Just as you think Shauna is gonna put it in, she pulls back, but you don’t even have time to complain because she flips you over onto your stomach and grabs your hips so your ass is up.
“I never wanna hear that bitches name again, you hear me?” Shauna spoke sternly and pressed a harsh slap to your ass cheek, and then one to your other one which made your body jerk. “Okay— okay! i’ll never talk about her again, just— just please fuck me.” You beg Shauna, knowing that was the only way she was gonna be satisfied.
“You’re such a fucking slut, begging for my cock. Is that how you sound when you’re begging for hers?” Shauna spoke, her words harsh, but the thrust inside of your wet pussy was harsher, the side your face smushed into the pillow as you let out a surprised yelp which soon turns into moans when she does it over and over again, “I don’t— i’d never…” You try to defend yourself but it’s no use when she’s pounding into you like this, moans interrupting your sentence.
“No words, huh? Where did all that talk about her go?” Shauna taunts you, one hand holding your hip as she thrusts her strap in and out of you, her other hand moving and going to your hair, ragging your head up, making your arch your back up more and louder moans escape your lips.
Her hand that was on your hip makes its way around and she soon manages to find your clit, creating soft and teasing circles against it that made you whine and writhe in pleasure. “Shauna!— please, please let me cum.” You begged, you couldn’t help it.
“You wanna cum, baby? So fucking pathetic.” Shauna spoke cruelly to you, not giving you permission yet as she continues to pound into you and rub your clit. Despite her not letting you, you couldn’t hold back and your orgasm overcame you, loud moans falling from your lips as cum gushed out of your pussy and coated her strap on.
When a harsh slap landed on your ass cheek, you glanced over your shoulder at Shauna, she had that sexy angry look on her face.
It was gonna be a long night.
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oooookayyy headcanons about being mari's favorite plaything or blurb about shauna overstimming you until you cry (and licking the tears off your face)
#i ask the question and then dont provide a poll#(probably because i'll inevitably end up writing both)#yellowjackets fanfic
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Sometimes you just wanna gut a person like you gut a deer
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ive been smoking a lot, and its got me thinking about nat using you as his cigarette holder,,,
he knows where to find you, catching you smoking on some random bench in the park. he asks if you have a spare, and when you stand to hand it to him he sticks it in your mouth, hands on your shoulders to softly push you to your knees. now you're at eye level with his crotch, as he fishes out his zippo lighter. he's running his hands through your hair, lightly pushing your head back so he can light the cigarette, all the while staring into your big eyes and daydreaming about how hot you would look with your mouth on his strap instead.
#reposting because the tags were broken the first time and im an attention whore 😔#yellowjackets x reader#yellowjackets x you#natalie scatorccio x you#natalie scatorccio x reader#horny tboy nat... save me horny tboy nat...
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