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me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

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hello gow nation

original meme

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Favorite thing about the Red Note shenanigans: Mongolian ranchers suddenly gaining a rabid following of American horse girls and being like "we knew you had cowboys but we didn't know you value and love horses as friends like we do, this is excellent"

Mongolian rancher 🤝 American horse girl synergy I guess

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"*X country* should colonize the US! Please nuke the US!"

You all will do anything to not give us our land back huh

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but you were never broken, viktor. 💔 🩹

SHOP.

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Okay so i listened to suggestions about Jayce being unhappy with the inflicting pain bit but being unable to say no!

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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

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Wait hang on. Woe-is-me paused for a sec-

Strife would let you put makeup on him.

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Mel medarda

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OKAY I’m a fanfic writer, I deserve to be a little delusional

König having a little YouTube channel. when you look at him you’d think he’d make videos on antique weapons, different blades and their history, or maybe old military equipment. he wouldn’t blame you, he does collect said weapons. of course, you could also wager he’d make videos on documentaries and movies he’s watched. he’s an opinionated man, loves to talk about old war documentaries and horror films, but you’d be wrong again

König likes to record little cooking videos. when he’s home on leave he’ll take clips of himself shopping - he prefers the local farmers market, but the grocery is nothing he’d scoff at. he gets up early to have first pick over fruits and vegetables, takes a moment to look at fresh loaves and sweet treats. the real magic is in the kitchen, always precise with measurements and handling a knife. he doesn’t really talk, doesn’t write out subtitles for the videos, just lets his cooking speak for itself

König who’s known to have a certain someone cameo in his recordings, your mumbled ‘hello’s and ‘good morning’s murmured in the background, the soft pad of your feet as you walk around. he always plates up his food carefully, big hands arranging little pieces of fruit ever so slightly. sets the table, his phone angled at the spread - fresh cut fruit, your favorite breakfast items, refreshing drinks. neither of you are fully in view, it’s really just your hands and the meal, but that’s all he cares to record. his videos always end after you try a little bit of everything, satisfied that he made you something you enjoyed - he awkwardly waves at the camera before stopping the recording

the captions for his videos follow a similar format, “breakfast for my liebling”, or, “surprise dinner for date night”. Horangi found his channel after snooping on the Colonel’s phone, he’s his number fan and top viewer

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"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type

"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist

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Let's dance

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phenomenon

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I am not asking for a lot of money, I only need 70 euros to buy a medicine called Kabira to treat muscle spasms for my son Adam.💔🙏

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-appeal-help-save-my-childrens

I unfortunately am not in the position to donate right now, but I can share ❤️❤️

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Happy Holidays but keep us in your thoughts

📢🚨 If you ignore this, you are condemning Adam to death 🚑🚨

I am speaking to you from the heart of a mother who is watching her son collapse before her eyes

My heart bleeds with pain for Adam whose weak body cannot bear the catastrophic environment in which he lives

He lost 15 kilograms of his weight due to the lack of special food for a disabled child who suffers from difficulty swallowing and digestion

Now he suffers from a health problem that has affected his respiratory system as a result of the dust, destruction and polluted environment surrounding him, as he cannot do without a vaporizer in light of the horrific high prices and power outages, as I walk kilometers in his wheelchair so that he can receive treatment in the hospital

Urgent distress call to help me buy a vaporizer and provide solar energy to save my son from the troubles he is exposed to on a daily basis

He suffers from muscle spasms due to the lack of medicine, as he needs a medicine called (Kepra) that he takes in two doses daily, morning and evening

Imagine with me, O human, that you have a disabled child and you stand helpless, unable to provide him with food, medicine or shelter, as we live In a tent that looks like a grave

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #187 )

Your donation may save Adam from death

Adam will enjoy health and wellness if you provide him with his food and medicine 🙏💔🫂❣️

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Imagine calling the Horsemen terms of endearment and watching them melt because nobody has ever given them nicknames that mean anything good before.

For Death, hearing you call him 'Dear,' for the first time in casual conversation nearly makes him choke on his non-existent spit.

You aren't paying attention when you see War one evening and blithely call out, "Hey, Handsome," and the largest Horseman immediately has to leave the room before you catch the flush creeping up into his ears.

You hit Strife with a 'Morning, Cowboy,' or 'Hey, Treasure,' and he turns to mush.

Fury gets called 'Champ,' once and it fluffs her ego so much she does everything she can to try and get you to call her that again, all the while pretending she hates it. Call her 'Tiger' and she practically purrs.