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why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

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13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

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Loba wrote this

why is literally every revenants kill quip “are your friends nearby” like. literally have some originality you metallic ass bitch

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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

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the holy grail

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VIDEO SOURCE

(Turn on the sound!!)

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Based on your tags, your d&d race is Tiefling and based on everything else I’ve seen, your class is Warlock and you saw the pretty patron lady and didn’t hesitate to agree to give up your soul to her

well this is a callout if i’ve ever seen one….. but accurate tho

yeah my patron would be Brie Larson, because of course

(what D&D race and class would i be)

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It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like ��wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

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What your favorite Overwatch ship says about you.

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If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

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Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

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Have some WLWs (WooLooWoos) for Pride Month!!

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Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

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I feel Marisha’s level of stress and shirt all at once

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