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My second Transformers OC Blucade

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My Transformers OC Lala

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*A message to Megatron from Starscream*

Starscream: I was walking now, I was thinking about you, I didn't see the cable on the floor and I fell. I almost broke my leg.

Megatron: Can you walk?

Starscream: Yes.

Megatron: Well, fuck you.

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*Bumblebee drank synthetic energon*

Bee: And I have a little secret.

Smokescreen: So, are you bulging up again or what?

Bee: How do you know? It's not a secret. I have to share with you, in short, I'm a bad bot. It was me who put gasoline in your energon a couple of weeks ago.

Smokescreen: That's how I know it, it's no secret to anyone.

Bee: I mean? I thought you were out of the loop.

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*The sequel arrives to Miko Nemesis and mockery of Starscream*

Starscream: Damn, the hose keeps falling down.

Miko: "the hose is constantly falling" This phrase precisely explains why Starscream does not have a girlfriend.

Starscream: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU NOW!

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*The Decepticons have kidnapped Miko*

Miko: Can I insult Starscream?

Knockout: Oh, believe me, everyone does it here! Just so that our "dear" commander doesn't hear it.

Miko: Ha, yes, I have a whole list of insults against him!

*The Soundwave standing next to him recorded all the statements of the person in order to show Megatron later*

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*Starscream messed up trying to hide it*

*Megatron enters the bridge of Nemesis*

Starscream: It's not me!

Megatron: What did you do, bitch?

Starscream: Me? Nothing.

Megatron: Then why are you making excuses?

Starscream: Because I'm scared when you come in Lord Megatron with an evil face...I'm getting scared.

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*Headcanon on the fact that Azrael is trying to give everyone tea*

Abbadon: I'm already sick of tea.

Azrael:

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*Strife attacks the demon squad*

Death at this moment:

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*Y/N, Strife and Death*

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*Strife swung at Y/N and asked*

Strife: Is it scary?

*Y/N hit him with a frying pan and asked*

Y/N: Does it hurt?

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Y/N: I hate demons, I hate people!

Azrael: Do you love anyone at all?

Y/N: I love Happiness. It's a cat, BUT IT WAS STOLEN BY A DEMON!

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My girlfriend bought it for me, I'm very happy.

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Strife: Don't forget, brother. This is my and the War's task. So, don't teach me how to do my job.

Death: If you did everything right, we wouldn't be worried about whether our brother is alive right now.

Strife: I'll deal with everything.

Death: Hope that you can do it. I don't think you can resurrect.

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Y/N: *Gently kisses Fury on the forehead*

Fury: Ugh, fuck, what was that?

Y/N: Eh...the expression of my feelings?

Fury: Disgusting.

Y/N: ...

Fury: ...

Fury: I want more.

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Abbadon: I broke my arm yesterday.

Azrael: It's really terrible.

Y/N: It would be better if you broke both.