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i dont think ive ever set my little neck in a living symbol of anything

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it’s like color blindness if colorblind people could distinguish colors but didn’t care about them

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they’ve given to each of their readers a free pedometer…let’s hope that that helps somehow

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sooner or later she is going to have to learn how to cleanse her own face

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we’ve all inadvertently bought a horse

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there would have been a fresh, new, exciting labor government to sweep away the cobwebs after thirteen years of labor misrule

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they’re giving away nigel slater’s puddings

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and yet even she is powerless in the face of this avian threat

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desmond tutu looks pleased

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there’s an octagonal parasol for £49.99

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austria: europe’s car park

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i deliberately didn't watch it live because i wanted the excitement of reading the results eighteen hours later in the newspapers as nature intended

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well that sounds great, i love places with different altitudes.  does it say which altitudes it’s got

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i’m afraid the readers of the sunday express have decided to release a lion

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i want my bespectacled face to remain on my bespectacled body (joined, of course, by my bespectacled neck)

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i’m going to vote for him and against the concept of death

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now just compare that to the ice-cold, emotionless efficiency of the german player