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Anyone have an acting teacher like this?

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A Guide To What Drugs You Should Take Before Seeing CATS (2019) Based on Your Favorite Musical

If your favorite musical is...

Book of Mormon, Avenue Q...As many edibles as you want, champ.

Little Shop of Horrors, Tommy, Godspell. Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat...LSD

West Side Story, Cabaret, Chicago, American Psycho, A Chorus Line, Company, Evita...Cocaine

Singing in the Rain, Hello Dolly, The Music Man, Hairspray, Anything Goes...Shrooms

Falsettos, Next to Normal, Fun Home, Parade...Your regularly prescribed anti-depressants

CATS...Your body’s natural endorphins. Good for you! Or cocaine.

Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Spring Awakening, RENT, Wicked, Be More Chill, Mean Girls...Nothing, you are not yet old enough to drink, so don’t do drugs, kids!

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“Look at me, I’m the king of New York!”

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Would you rather be:

1. 9 people’s favorite thing

2. A hundred people’s 9th favorite thing

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Feel all those halogens warming your skin.

Take It Like a Man, Legally Blonde

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“ You’re an evil banana”

- Newsies @ Pulitzer

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I made up half of my resume.

Climbing Uphill

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We need all the firepower we can mustard.

Tatiana, Spies Are Forever

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All of ‘Paris Makes Me Horny’

Victor/Victoria

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I don’t even know what I’m reading!

No Good Deed, Wicked

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“Smoking drugs?” - Sincerely Me, Dear Evan Hansen

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I tried to convince myself that I didn’t need to inflict this upon the world, but the multiple anonymous requests in my inbox said differently.

Based on this mashup.

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I’m Chiledominicquerican! But I always say I’m from Queens!

Carnaval del Barrio, I’m the Heights

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"Daddy's gonna be ripped!" 

-Arista "The Little Mermaid"

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After all, tonight is the tongue. And after the tongue, there will be groping.

Any Minute, 13 the Musical