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Sierra: what am I wearing to work today?

Amy: zoot suit

Sierra: Don’t own one. But thanks for the suggestion.

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“I’m going to text her to see if she’s awake, and tell her we have a labia-related question” - Hailey

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Do you think Athena effectively utelized girl power by having a cool big helmet? I’m sorry, I’m just trying to make conversation here.

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Hailey & Elizabeth: *gasp* he’s not coming home!

Amy: Jeff Bezos?

Hailey & Elizabeth: No, Macklemore!!

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“I’d think ‘what would I say if I were hailey’ and then I’d like call them a potato.” - Amy

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“The nuances of class dynamics are like...bruh” - Hailey

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Hailey: I want to go biking today but first I must change out of this onesie.

Amy: Only if you're a coward

Hailey: I am a coward

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Amy, from the floor between some chairs: hi

Elizabeth: YOU KNOW, sometimes coming on this floor is like playing Where’s Waldo

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Elizabeth: you know what happened this morning? I got one of the Italian waiter mugs out of the cabinet, and it was full of water

Sierra: what?? Who unloaded

*they both look at the chore chart*

Elizabeth, in a low and menacing whisper: youuu

Sierra: ah

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Hailey: If you don’t want to watch the Muppet movie, you can leave!

Elizabeth: That’s not actually true

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“Not to distract you from the important things you’re doing, but don’t you think the pizza stone looks like Charlie Brown’s head?” - Hailey

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Goldfish have yellow cones. They can REALLY see what yellow is. They could talk, we could ask them, but we can't, because they're goldfish

Sierra

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I want to exchange my flesh suit for a non-painful one.

- Amy

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“He was very thrown off by how beautiful I am, which, I get it, but keep it together, guy.” - Elizabeth

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“Once I’ve already butchered my own hair, I’m not gonna pay someone 70 bucks to fix it! I already did some of the work!”

Hailey