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making a compilation of text posts that knocked sense straight into me

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some old people just need a youthful companion but they don’t know how to go about getting one unless it’s a sex thing. and to be fair in return a lot of young people are not really interested in hanging out with old people unless it’s a sex thing. so what can you do really. besides have sex

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the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

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Bothersome beast, comforting friend

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the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me

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hey yall guess what

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Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

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Trick or treat!

you get shirtless onceler I found on Pinterest dot com

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lame ass gadgetjob

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