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I can see why he never wants to weat one now

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

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Magical Quest 3 (Capcom - GBA - 2005)

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I will never lay my SPECIAL EGG for you

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NO!!! you didn't eat enough little fish to make your number go up. You attempted to eat the medium fish before your number was adequate and now you have been devoured.

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Near Dark (1987)

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*ant or bee gets called "he" in a meme post for the thousandth time*

me: HER PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You guys hear about this? Stay safe out there.

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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

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in my effort to never be in the wrong morally I will now stop paying taxes

White people always talks about fascism and colonization as things of the past like “don’t blame us for the actions of our ancestors” like their taxes money isn’t funding genocide in the global south right now

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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so what? the president has to be sane now? The president has to be lucid? it's not enough that he's racist anymore?

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THE MUPPETS (2011) dir. James Bobin

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I honestly think this guy needs to die