ourguidetothegalaxy

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"It's good to have high salt levels when traveling through hyperspace."

thetomlinsonboys found the hitchhiker

"I can get you beer, no problem. But why salt?"

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"I said, that’s highly unlikely seeing as your kind most likely golgafrinchan middlemen."

"… What did you just say?"

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"That's highly unlikely seeing as your kind most likely golgafrinchan middlemen."

"So, what if when the human population goes extinct that evolution happens again except they aren’t like completely human or anything? What if they learn how to reanimate us? I think about this a lot."

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

Reblog this if you like to RP with people for more reasons than simply wanting their Muse to be in love with yours. If you actually enjoy building a relationship (whatever kind it may be) between them, rather than just starting out with the pure intent of making their Muse love yours.

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"You want to travel the entire galaxy for less than 30 Altarian dollars a day?"

Hello! || Open Starter

Oi! Names Amy Pond in case you didn’t know. It’s awfully quite around here. I need an adventure! Give me one, please?

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"Uh, no. That's me."

"Did you know…. I’m the wizard in the new Harry Potter films."

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"Uhm, no," the girl said, unamused. "I need that."

"Do you need that? Can I just..."

"Thanks."

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"Sucks to suck." Be nice Milly.

"Crazy ex girlfriend keeps calling.."

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"..why's that?"

"Sometimes I feel so alone."

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"Look, just get me beer and some salt and I can explain everything, alright? You... laymen being, you."

thetomlinsonboys found the hitchhiker

"Seriously, I don’t understand a thing you’re saying. Are you meant to be institutionalized?"

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"Zark as in Zarquon? And Ursa Minor Beta, it's where the Guide offices are."

thetomlinsonboys found the hitchhiker

"And what the hell is zarking?" Louis raised an eyebrow. "And ura mini-whatever?"

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"Don't just leave earth? Well that fixes everything doesn't it? I'll just stay here on this zarking planet for the rest of my natural life, yeah? Kid, they're expecting me in Ursa Minior Beta in roughly a week."

thetomlinsonboys found the hitchhiker

"Off the planet? Am I part of some practical joke? You don’t just leave earth!"

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"You ever try and hitch a ride off this planet? Exactly."

"Name's Rainial."

thetomlinsonboys found the hitchhiker

"Right, you’ve confused me, you’re going to have to elaborate." Louis’ brow furrowed. 

"Er, I’m Louis, and you?"

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"I don't know the meaning of the word."

"Thing is, I can’t actually tell you. It’s..classified."

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"It's not what's so bad about England. It's what's so bad about this zarking place as a whole, which is the fact that it's damned near impossible to get off of."

"Who're you anyway?"

thetomlinsonboys found the hitchhiker

"Hey! What’s so bad about England?"

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"Where's that?" Your lack of culture research to the places you travel is really amazing, Milly. 

tripletroublexx found the hitchhiker

"Narnia." Wow, way to be helpful, Blake.

[ourguidetothegalaxy]

"England, England..." the blonde thought for a moment before making the connection. "Damnit, not again. Zarking hell."

thetomlinsonboys found the hitchhiker

"South Yorkshire. Uh, England?"