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At a certain point, you just have to accept that you're nothing but a dumb ditzy milk cow. A walking pair of udders, made to be teased and tugged and played with.

It feels so good to think about, doesn't it? There's no worry as a cow, no pressure, except for the pressure building up inside your udders, waiting for the overwhelming pleasure of being milked.

It's so satisfying to put those teats of yours on display. Low-cut tops, no bra, even just walking, and eventually crawling, around the house completely topless. It's just so much better for everyone to see your greatest assets.

Dumber and happier every time they're ogled, squeezed, massaged and groped. That rush of pleasure just washing over your brain so easily, irresistibly, and leaving you giggly and floaty as your udders only feel more and more arousal.

I wonder how long you'll try and resist? Will you fight these urges, struggle against the natural compulsion to keep your udders exposed and ready?

Or are you already clumsily tugging at your teats, pulling your shirt off to show off like a good cow?

Awww, silly heifer. Can't help but shake and bounce those udders, and can't resist giving me a nice, long...

...moooooooo~

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bimbos, let people make u feel good, ur made for pleasure 💖

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🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸

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🪵🌹🪵🌹

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noted gender theorist fred durst makes reference to the concept of non-binary gender in limp bizkit’s opus “rollin’ (air raid vehicle)”, which along with the “ladies” and “fellas” refers to “the people who don’t give a fuck”

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A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

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When I had to stay overnight in the hospital, my doctor made me sleep completely naked. He said it was so he could check my vitals easier, but I started to have my doubts when he kept checking me out and visiting my room whenever he could. The first night, I awoke to him pushing some clear liquid into my IV and sliding his hands across my body. I suddenly felt very warm inside and his fingers teased the head of my already hardening t-dick…

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it sucks that all of the freeuse porn on the internet is like, the man sticking it in and fucking the girl but the girls stays unaffected and just keeps playing video games or whatever.

i want to be laying on the couch playing video games when daddy comes up and sticks his fat cock into my pussy and immediately starts slamming into me as hard as he can. i want to try to keep playing my game, but fail so badly. i want to be so affected. i want to start whining and moaning, slowly loosing control of my body, the controller slipping out of my hand no matter how hard i tired to keep holding it, my legs widening and back arching on instinct to let daddy get deeper into my pussy. i want to beg him to let me cum,

please please please please let me cum daddy it feels so good daddy i’ve been a good girl daddy please let me cum on your big fat cock 🥺🥺

i want him to let me. i want to squirt all over the couch and make a massive mess. i want daddy to spank me for being bad after he was nice and let me cum.

i want him to put me in a headlock and start fucking me faster as he chokes me. i want the only thing on my brain to be my nice daddy and his big cock. i want him to cum deep deep inside me and hold me there for a second before he drops me, letting my body bounce against the couch as i can’t hold my own weight up. i want him to smack my ass before putting me in the position he found me in, picking my controller off of the floor and placing it back in my hand.

i want 30 minutes to go by before i realize i’ve just been staring at the screen, brain dead.

that’s the kind of free use porn i want to see 🥺🥺

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I want to be forced to get super high before being taken out in public, wearing a short, tight dress. He pushes an edible between my lips before we go into the dark bar. He sits next to me at the table so his friends can sit across from us. Periodically he'll slip his fingers between my thighs and tease my already dripping wet slit, while his friend talks to me about something I can't quite grasp. His friend will make a joke about what a braindead little slut I am, and they'll all laugh, while my man says they haven't seen anything yet and slides two fingers inside of me without warning. I can't help but moan at the feeling, and the conversation shifts to all three men quietly degrading me in the back corner of this dark bar while I try not to be too loud. One of his friends pushes my legs apart with his knees under the table, keeping them spread wide. The waitress comes by and brings us shots that I don't remember anyone ordering, and all four are held up to my mouth to drink, those two fingers still slowly sliding in and out of me, making me unable to focus on anything but being the good little fucked up whore I am. He asks if his friends want to give me a try, everyone should feel how tight my wet little hole is at least once. "Come sit over here, princess," one of them says, pulling his chair out and patting his lap. I can see his bulge through his pants and as I get up to stumble over, he pulls his cock out for me to sit on. He covers my mouth as he slides deep inside me, bouncing just slightly to keep me overstimulated. He can feel my little cunt tighten and twitch around his size, and says to me "aww, is the little whore going to cum already? If you cum now, the three of us are going to take that as a sign to use your worthless holes all night, is that what you want you little cumdumpster?" He thrusts a little harder and I can't help but cum all over his big cock, flushing scarlet red but so high all I can feel is the pleasure.

"well boys, you know what that means."

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"no, no, please, stop fighting back, stop it, I don't want to hurt you ok, I'm just - I just need to fuck you, alright? I don't want to hurt you but you're so - look at what you do to me, ok? I need to fuck you, I have to, I'll go slow, I promise, just once, ok, don't make this more difficult than it has to be, alright? just relax.... Fuck you're so tight, fuck, you feel so fucking good... good, take it, take it you fucking slut, I knew you were getting wet from this, stop whining, it doesn't hurt you just have to relax. No, no I can't slow down, you feel - fuck - you feel too good, just take it shut up, shut the fuck up or I'm gonna have to shut you up"

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Sorry I need sweet loving dad rape so bad need the apologies the "I'm so sorry I can't help myself around you angel" and the "I promise I'll take such good care of you" and ummm the "dad no please stop this is wrong" while I'm cumming so hard on my dad's cock