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Reason Ouma is bad

He’s a shitass

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Hey guys!

Hmm this is gonna be a long one so strap yourself in.

This blog is one year old (actually more but that’s besides the point) I can hardly believe it! Sadly however this blog died and while I want to bring it back I don’t know if I can.

I know some people are invested in the mods (well probably not but I’d like to flatter myself) so I’ll give a bit of an update on my life as a bit of a peek into why this happened in the first place.

In the past 5 months I have had to experience psychiatric hospitalization twice, once in late November and as of writing this I was released from my second hospitalization last week. I won’t go into the specifics of it because I don’t want sympathy or anything but I just wanted to give a bit of insight into why a blog I’ve had such fun running is dead.

As for mod 2 I assume she’s okay but I haven’t spoken directly to her in a while.

That being said I am absolutely going to attempt to revive this blog at some point just not right this moment.

Thanks for reading

Mod 1

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Hey guys. I’m not leaving tumblr any time soon but I’ve decided to try out a new website that’s exactly like tumblr called Waterfall, it’s still early on in the development so it’s a bit rough but it seems cool so far.

Here’s an example of the layout.

Here’s the link https://waterfall.social/

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Reasons Ouma is bad #328

He randomly teleports people to the ultimate hell, the DMV, in Bakersfield

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I’m going to fucking murder the Tumblr queue. I had like 7 reasons lined up and set the queue to post one a day here’s a fucking picture for posterity

But of course it’s dumps out like 4 reasons so you have staff’s absolute incompetence at coding to thank for this blog going inactive again.

If it isn’t obvious I’m real pissed.

-mod 1

Actually you know what I’m saving this shit in drafts and hand publishing it because I cannot trust the fucking website I use to do one of the most basic fucking tasks.

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Reasons Ouma is bad #327

He formed a fraud ring whose only goal is to collect bricks.

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Reason Ouma is Bad #324

He skateboards through college libraries holding a boombox playing “Never Gonna Give You Up” at max volume during finals week.

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Reason Ouma is Bad #325

Whenever I go to type something, he often steals about half of the words I type. Many jokes have been killed as a result.

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Reasons Ouma is bad #326

He has a mysterious pile of bricks. He won’t tell me where they’re from. Where did he get them from? What is he going to do with them?

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he stole my brain cells

Idk what he’s going to do with two brains cells but good for him.

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Reason Ouma is Bad #323

He threw my brain in a blender.

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Reason Ouma is Bad #322

He says haw yee.

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Reasons Ouma is bad #322

"Ouma got smash ultimate early and now he wont stop drawing K.Rool porn"

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Hey do y’all mind if we borrow some mental energy from y’all to come up with more reasons. Mod 2 says it’s vampirism so I thought I should ask.

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Reasons Ouma is bad #321

He was the one that implemented the NSFW ban.

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Reason Ouma is Bad #320

Ouma's true crime is introducing GONTA to Homestuck, telling him it was a fun comic about a bunch of cute bugs going on adventures. he then proceeded to watch as Gonta became attached to lots of characters

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Reason Ouma is Bad #319

Ouma prefers the original Neckbeard!Papyrus design to Undertale!Papyrus, which is unforgivable