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“That’s artful ass-covering. I approve. How about something for the next Primogen meeting I have? I assume a near-future event is better.”

"The Hanged Man; surrender, sacrifice, times to which one has not adapted.

Applicable to so many who preside over us."

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“That’s true. I appreciate the pretense that Toreador actually listen to me. It’s very kind. Here I thought you meant the Camarilla, generally!

I’d ask you to do a reading for me, but perhaps you’re not in the mood.”

"The Hanged Man; surrender, sacrifice, times to which one has not adapted.

Applicable to so many who preside over us."

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“Oh, a tarot enthusiast... 

I wouldn’t dare preside over you, I promise.”

"The Hanged Man; surrender, sacrifice, times to which one has not adapted.

Applicable to so many who preside over us."

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if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

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Do we belong anywhere? Serious question.

Or is this pertaining to your nature feelings?

"...Everything feels so...odd...in Galway...

...Like I don't belong..."

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@bitebucket

I look at you whene'er you look at me; You see but I see not; no sight have I; I speak but have no voice; your voice is heard; My lips can only open uselessly.

Alas, a conscience.

Commendable. Right for the jugular! What a clever riddle. Thank you, Dev/Null. Let’s now talk about anything else. How’s your inbox?

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Please. That’s tech support 101.

By which I mean, no I have not, but I will

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Oh, no, no, my original name was Wilmot. At least, that was one I used for a long while. I think my mother christened me ‘Pox’? I honestly don’t recall.

Nero Wolfe. He was brilliant and weird, bookish, fairly agoraphobic. That feels close?

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…why are you named after ouija again??

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I have it on extremely trustworthy authority that it’s an ancient Egyptian word meaning "good luck",

You’re named after the detective, right?

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…why are you named after ouija again??

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We prefer "Aesthetes“, thanks.

Wow some of you people are real skanks jeez

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I like having something to strive for, Mr. Beckett.

At this moment, surprisingly fulfilled. I’ve made so many new friends moving out of my comfort zone, it’s encouraging me to continue instead of cashing in my chips.

And yourself?

I'd petition to bloodhunt you if you wore skinny jeans in my presence. Kidding! Unless...

Greetings fellow Kindred.

A charming introduction indeed. And you are?

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Here I thought you’d marry the stereotype and say “skyclad”.

17. :)

"Whatever they believe suits them. Nothing is more endearing than being so comfortable around someone that you can fearlessly present yourself as you are."

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I was waiting for today’s discourse on the ethics of killing Vozhd or recognizing their multipersonhood, but it never came. Better luck tomorrow.

So do I miss any interesting spats while I was sleeping?

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Someone without the authority, happily, to persecute prosecute your fashion sense.

Primogen Ouija Roman Esquire, Clan Toreador, Etc.

And everyone knows who you are. But is it Mr. Beckett, or just Beckett?

I'd petition to bloodhunt you if you wore skinny jeans in my presence. Kidding! Unless...

Greetings fellow Kindred.

A charming introduction indeed. And you are?

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@the-road-from-calvary

You did say we are the planners. I’ve found most of planning means bringing harsh reality into the occasion to ruin everyone else’s fun.

Mm. I would not presume to speak for Mr Baker. As for myself, I am actually currently on a bit of a vacation, and not in the domain at the moment. I should have returned on Monday, else I suspect the Seneschal would fly to France herself and fling me across the Atlantic.

I meant it as a compliment, so I must accept that you’ll take it as one. And really, you’re right. Very few of us would be in a position to talk frankly to a doctor, or spiritual advisor, or anyone else. No wonder disagreements break out over century-old snubs and minor territorial disputes so often...

Oh! Well. In that case, I won’t disrupt your relaxation time, but I hope that you and I have an opportunity to meet in person, in the near future. I may be visiting said Seneschal for a vacation myself, if her Prince approves.

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I should get my facts straight before I pry, I know, and I have no intention of being disrespectful to you for your convictions, darling.

I would hate to think our meetings in Elysium are merely posture all of the time, though I know in my heart that people often pretend to get along for the sake of convenience... Even I, sometimes.

I am not your Sire, after all; I must trust your dick-drawing judgment.

Ms. Monroe, do you have a grievance against this Kindred? Can't you settle it in Elysium?

Oh, dear. I want to make it noted that I do appreciate your inclination to cordiality; however, mon cœur, I’ll say that in all of my years in a Parisian Camarilla I haven't once witnessed something be truly resolved in Elysium - publically, perhaps. But the quarrels usually go on behind the curtain.

But, even if we ignored my personal impressions of this method... The person we were talking about isn't Camarilla. In fact, he happens to be particularly disdainful of it; so I don't suppose bringing the matter up in Elysium would prove effective at all :+(