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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost

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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

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reading about serial killers in the 1800s and they had female incels I guess

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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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she took the fucking clown car in the divorce and now she’s driving back and forth in front of my house with her entire 20+ member circus polycule shoved in there honking and laughing at me

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Sometimes I’m looking for something online - often “how to” articles - and I want to filter for - like - a website that was clearly built in 2010 at the latest, which may or may not have been updated since then, but contains a vast wealth of information on one topic, painstakingly organized by an unknown legend in the field with decades’ worth of experience. I don’t want a listicle with a nice stolen picture in a slideshow format written by a content aggregator that God forgot. I want hand-drawn diagrams by some genius professor who doesn’t understand SEO at all, but understands making stir-fries or raising stick insects better than anyone else on this earth. I don’t know what search settings to put into Google to get this.

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