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Pro-choice people: we are pro-choice. elective abortion because we are killin it babe

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Watti-O-Clock is a really funny concept

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

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Hello Cricket! fandom I present to you Bray the moth guy on the cover of self sufficient but I made a kind of human design for him yayaya

Look at him! He's such a guy!

(Also apologies for the lack of posts recently college is PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE OW.)

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while i can't sleep i fittingly drew a rough night raven

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could Mike from Warioware kill Macbeth? (sorry for all these submissions I just think this gimmick blog is really cool)

Yes, Mike from the WarioWare series could kill Macbeth!

Being a karaoke robot created by Dr. Crygor, he applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

-Mod Anthem

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this is why he never lipsyncs anymore

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feb 14th dilemma

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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Hey. Minors following me. Internet safety is key!! NEVER include these in your bio/byf:

Medical diagnoses - this is nobody's business but yours. You don't owe anyone an explanation for why you are the way that you are

Trauma - same reason as above

Triggers - people can use these against you! Don't give people tools to hurt you. No one has to know what tags you block. Just block tags to stay safe!

Age - age is okay for adults to include but is iffy when you're a teen. Predators want this information, don't give people more than they need. Just state that you're a minor, that's all that anyone needs to know.

In general: stay safe. If you're not comfortable with every stranger out there having access to this information, you shouldn't post it on the internet.

Play devil's advocate and ask yourself about what would happen if someone searched for your information with intent to hurt you. You do NOT owe anyone an explanation!

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If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.

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Rhett and Link bought a farm and hired me to manage it. They then fired me because ”the crops weren't growing fast enough” even though I had only planted them the day before. I was so upset I woke up.

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okay walk with me here walk with me

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did a study from pic i found on pinterest and turned it into jimmy

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hang in there. here’s some good news.